You are proclaimed "Evil Overlord of Earth", what do you do first?

[The Great JT]

First things first. To ensure my glorious reign, I will complete every item on the Evil Overlord Tips list.

Then I will get a tank and get drive-through fries and a soda from Burger King, and a burger from Wendy's.

 

[interspark]

Create my own Team Rocket full of badasses.
Ther's going to be a few changes around here...

yay! make me an admin! i can breed larvitar to know outrage!

 

[kayisking]

Kill the one who proclaimed me overlord, he obviously has more power then me.

 

[Seagoon]

One random, seemingly normal, day, You are proclaimed "Evil Overlord of Earth". You have the entire world under your control, out of the blue, and somehow accomplished what Dr. victor von doom only dreams of. what do you do first?

I'd take half the worlds money, reinstate all former world leaders, are retire, to my flying lair-castle of dread.

EDIT: you can be good with your power. you could be "the mr nice guy" if you want. there is not limitations.

Total Golbal Annihilation.

Start with NA, and work my way from there. Because everyone simply MUST die.

now THAT is a cool story, bro... needs more alive people and shit...

 

[[zonking great]]

First, I'd banish threads like this.
HAH, META COMMENT!

 

[emeraldrafael]

Crash the global economy so much that the current state in Greece looks like a utopia of prosperity.

Why? Why the hell not?

 

[Siegfried Raybrandt]

Hire the team that made the Overlord games and make them play it for my amusement.

 

[LtFerret]

Well first thing I would do is commission my large spikey armor and grand throne. No evil overlord is complete without these.

 

[redisforever]

Take a nap?

Ok, seriously, take all the money from the stupidly rich people, give half to the poorer people, and then just dither about. If I spend it, the poorer people will get the money eventually. Make a nice castle somewhere with armed guards, and collect a few thousand guns. And declare world peace. Then make films.

I just like guns. Also, buy a massive area, like the Grand Canyon, where I can shoot them.

 

[JamesStone]

Blow up Uranus with a gigantic Novalith Cannon. Take it up Ur... and you know the rest.

Second, no more countries. Take that America!

Third, a lot of concubines.

Last: Distribute money equally to everyone. And then cake.

 

[FilipJPhry]

I'd fuck around with the inhabitants of earth, like make them do "Winter Wrap-Ups", even though spring comes all by itself, banish people to the moon instead of killing them, build teleporters and then cross-wire them so people's coordinates will mix up, maybe some human-hunting(but I would just catch them and then let them go).
Nothing lethal, just to remind them who's running the show.

 

[JamesStone]

Sorry double post.

Imma use this extra post:

Fifth, bring back the Starship program and make the ships look loke my favorite sci-fies: Star Wars, Star Trek, Stargate and Sins of a Solar Empire (No "star" in this one. What did you expected, Battlestar Gallatica?)

 

[S-Unleashed]

Fix most of the world''s problems. Have an army of BatMan and BatMan Beyond. Force Capcom to make MegaMan Legends 3. Kill The Half-Life, Halo, and CoD assholes. Make Disney make new Mickey, Oswald and and Darkwing Duck cartoons. Change to school system to improve. Full jobs and for the blind. Equal rights, but atheists will be kicked in the nads or boobs for being dicks. All Neo-Nazi, racists, and PETA willl be beaten. Join Christians and Catholics as one faith. Make Portal guns. Get hot woman.

 

[Who Dares Wins]

1. Murder anyone who disagrees with me.
2. ???
3. Live on planet alone.
4. Profit.

 

[JamesStone]

Oh, and a arena of gladiator human-like robots. On the moon. In the moon´s new city, Ironopolis. After the spaceships. And one of the spaceships, the Titan Class Capital ship, would have a evil throne. I love evil thrones.

 

[NightHawk21]

Sign a paper that changes my title from Evil Overlord to Godking of Earth. Then I'ld set to work on building my palace.

 

[Matthew Dunn]

The Queens head shall stay on her neck

Then a random Chav/Justin beiber/other people murder spree

Why not the queens ? i'm for the equality between men a women.

As for Justin pampers and his kind i'll rather sentence them to death for crime against humanity and broadcast the execution worldwide with "Ride the Lightning" playing.

Ho, and don't forget to remove any rights on Star Wars from George Lucas.

Its just me being patriotic XD

How did I not think of Mr Remake the same thing over 9000 times Lucas

But I would force people to watch My little pony... For they will join the herd and you will too !!

 

[joshuaayt]

First? Market myself as a mere placeholder for the 'true' overlord. I'll advertise the position of true overlord to the entire world, with instructions to attend an 'overlord court' to win the position in a fair debate. I'll provide free travel, free pickup, free family accommodation- I need EVERYONE who *wants* to be there, able to attend.

Then I'll exit the room they are all arguing in, close the blast-proof doors and incinerate every person within.
No more potential threats.

Then, I don't know, I'll buy every game development company ever and make only sports games. 'Cuz I'm evil.

 

[ChaosDemon]

I'd burn every Twilight book and film ever created. This would then cause the irredeemable Twi-hards to jump in the fire after their precious Edward and Jacob. Such a tragedy, and best of all, I would be blameless in such an event.

Rinse and repeat with Justin Bieber's merchandise, Jersey Shore, and Hannah Montana.

The world would rapidly become a better place.

 

[Something Amyss]

Outlaw lawyers.

I'm too nice to go the Shakespeare route and kill them all.

However, practicing law will be punishable by death.