You are proclaimed "Evil Overlord of Earth", what do you do first?

[Berenzen]

1) Enlist all militaries to quash any resistance left/ wartorn countries
2) Set up tiered democracies as such local democracy->Two Members from each locale into a regional democracy-> Two Members from the regional democracies into a continental democracy in which I sit and can veto any law on any level of government
3 Start bringing technology to 3rd world countries to make them self-sufficient
4) Disestablish organized religion, people are still allowed to believe, but must do so on their own terms
5) Disband most of the military, keeping enough around to quash resistance
6) Using money no longer being used on military, start spending money on various science projects
7) Normalize taxes on all people
8) Normalize curriculum in schools, allow a system where smarter kids can learn more faster

I'm missing my manifesto, so I can't remember the last 15 or 20 points that are on there

 

[Darren716]

Firstly i unite the world under one reliion, Bronyism, anyone who disagrees gets murdered by medival style torture on internation television. Secondly have a gladitorial contest where deathrow inmates fight to the death for public amusment. Finaly, umm maybe world peace if i feal like it.

 

[Reaper195]

Make a moon base. Live there with mates and whores. Then blow up the fucking planet.

 

[Sprinal]

Hmmm what to do.....


Well I could start by getting me a giant Skull Fortress with a club inside

then I would legalise all illicet drugs

then I would burn down wall street

Then I would Get Anonymous and Mercadies to build an army of robots to do all the worlds labour

Then Maybe annihalate all places that I didn't like (or that violated my revised ideals of human rights). SO I suppose that includes places that want MY OIL

Then I might build a space elivator.

OOO and then I could place tele-screens on every corner and have thought police monitering all of them... all the time... and then place them in all homes with no way to turn them off.

And then burn My initials into the moon...




Well you said evil...

 

[RandomNumber]

I would make it mandatory to hit other people.

Under my rule, if you see someone walking down the street, or anywhere else, and they're being rude, racist, insensitive, or simply being a jerk, you are obligated by law to a) punch b) slap or c) kick them as hard as you possibly can without injuring them.
Children will be exempt, as will those with a really, really good excuse, like their best friend just died, or they just got fired. And men can't hit women unless there isn't another woman nearby.

This way, we can abolish jerkism throughout the world within a matter of months! Voicechat in multiplayer games will finally be a good place to meet people! Never again will waitors fear the cold metal sting of an upper-class businessman! Politicians would finally be forced to come up with actual good ideas instead of building their own public presence!

Oh, and I'd probably do something about our decaying Ozone layer, our melting ice caps, overpopulation and that burning pile of money on our front yard. After the hitting thing, of course.

 

[Orks da best]

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Decree that it is illegal for women to wear clothes... what?

Genius!!!

As for me, make sciencetist develop a shrink ray for me (i have a shrunken woman festish, i don't know why), While also developing a fleet of ships to colonize mars, the moon and terrform venus.

Also make a law if someone wants to do something like, go around with no cloths on, do drugs, etc. they can do, unless there being forced to, or are hurting someone else.

And um, lots of other stuff, to much to say in post, but I will make a sky fortess!

 

[Donnie Restad]

I would start by banishing all trolls from the internet, and putting to death anyone who refuses. Once I get bored with reading civilized, well thought-out conversations taking place in the comments sections across the web... Wait. Why would I get bored with that?

 

[MiriaJiyuu]

Uh, I'd probably put in a mental hospital if I said what I'd do, because there's a lot and none of it is remotely sane.

 

[The Mighty Pepper]

Change my reputation to Make me the Non-Evil Overlord of Earth then Nuke Mars.

 

[Yeager942]

Make every single website in the world lead back into youtube.

Then remove the actual videos from youtube so the only thing users can do is view and post the comment section.

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MWUAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!

 

[General Vagueness]

redefine evil

 

[zz_]

An Evil Overlord eh? Well, I'm gonna need me some concubines for that first.
After that I'll see how I can reshape the world in whatever way I please, but I must set priorities.

Great minds think alike.

 

[Lerasai]

I'd probably just take a bunch of money and then fade into obscurity, leaving the world in more trustworthy hands. Having that much control is really too much pressure for me and I'd be happy just being able to live my life in a decent home with a decent job and without having to worry about money all of the time. Why, yes, I am completely boring, how could you tell?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Destroy EVERYTHING.

 

[andreasengen22]

One random, seemingly normal, day, You are proclaimed "Evil Overlord of Earth". You have the entire world under your control, out of the blue, and somehow accomplished what Dr. victor von doom only dreams of. what do you do first?

I'd take half the worlds money, reinstate all former world leaders, are retire, to my flying lair-castle of dread.

EDIT: you can be good with your power. you could be "the mr nice guy" if you want. there is not limitations.

I would... take a nap.

 

[Robert Ewing]

Well. I'd be the Mr. Nice guy.

But i'd be the Mr. Nice guy... In the long run.

I'd teach the world tough love, I'd remove all faiths, and unite the planet under a socialist society. Because socialism can only ever work if EVERYONE is united, and their leader is strong and has authoirty. And I'm assuming overlord of the Earth gives this strength and authority.

Ehh, I'd change so many things. But in the long run, i'd try and make things the best they can get for everybody.

If they wanna stay poor, I'll let them stay poor. If they wanna get rich, I'll give them the means to get richer.

 

[Randomperson9999999]

Kill everyone

 

[Sharkeyes]

Well I would probably ban such a position immediately, with the stipulation that any person in that position would retire upon the execution of such a ban. I have trouble with grades and running my JROTC unit, forget the whole world lol.

 

[wolf92]

Force George Lucas to fix the BlueRay version of episode six
Vader does not yell NOOOOOOOOOOO