You are what you Eat

[jdogtwodolla]

I turned into a green caramel apple. Like some sort of sick hedonistic fetish (not to insult anyone who enjoys being drenched in whatever).

Keep the kids away!

 

[SEXTON HALE]

Luck is finally on my side!
I always wanted to be a banana!
Take a guess why

 

[Elate]

Bacon, does that mean I turn into awesome.. or just.. a normal pig? Paradox!

 

[tombman888]

FUCK YEAH, I'm a potato!!!! (Fries)

 

[Al-Bundy-da-G]

Oooh so that's why they call me a p****. Makes sense now.

 

[Orks da best]

Fuck yeah! I'm a squid!

Bow down you dorky land based creatures, I can unscrew a jar yeah!

roflo a squid? you know there prey for a number of creatures right?

Op. what eat someone drank water last? would they change into a water glob?

As for me, I drank milk last, so I am a cow, with a gendor swap in the bargin.

 

[Random Fella]

Uhhhhh
Uhhh....
I was eating a shark, yep, guess I'm going to be a shark then, woop
[small]Totally[/small]

 

[teebeeohh]

damn, i should have gone for the tiger meat...
well i just had wild boar for lunch so at least i wont die without human help

 

[Evil Smurf]

I am either a lamb or a potato. I will take lamb.

BAAAA

 

[Snowbell]

I just had a duck's egg so I'll soon hatch into an adorable little duckling :3

 

[Dogstile]

I'm a chicken. Welp, that's ruffled my feathers.

 

[Knight Captain Kerr]

The last thing I ate was ham.
Pig power in the house!

 

[TerribleAssassin]

Wheat.

Damn you Maryland cookies.

 

[General BrEeZy]

Peanut Butter!
...
drat

 

[tokae]

I have a question.. I just ate an orange.. Do I become an orange or an orange tree?
I'd actually be just fine with becoming a tree...

 

[lettucethesallad]

I become... an egg? Later a chicken? Damn, I'm screwed.

 

[Relish in Chaos]

I last ate a packet of roast chicken crisps, so I guess I'm a potato, a chicken, or a potato-chicken hybrid.

 

[The Funslinger]

I became a chicken sandwhich. So I'm a chicken.

There are worse things to be, maybe. At least I can still survive with my head cut off, for like a minute or so.

There is the tale of that one that survived for months. Seems like the worst kind of hell, though.

OT: A pig. Yay...

It's also my Zodiac animal. Interesting.

 

[kasperbbs]

I just ate some chocolate with coffee, damn.

 

[snagli]

A pig. Well that's pretty boring. I wish I ate a dragon or something.