You Can Get Freaky With Your Fable III Co-Op Partner
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so, your leaving the little bastard with the maid or somthing when you two go on a quest... well, lets hope there safe this time, because the last 2 times you left your family alone for a few minutes, someone always seems to pop out of thin air and take a blade to them.
Maybe I can buy this for me and my female friend, manage to somehow get into those situations and see if she gets what I've been trying to tell her since I met her.
ANYWAY, I was expecting more people to laugh this than criticize it. hm, wierd.
ANYWAY, I was expecting more people to laugh this than criticize it. hm, wierd.
Has the Catholic Church chirped about God of War 3 being a tool of the Devil for the Aphrodite sex scene, or exposed boobs in Dante's Inferno yet? I can almost hear the echo..Joe Deadman said:
I do love it when the Puritans get virtual boobs or genitalia shoved in their faces with a calm "Suck it" (NO, NO PUN INTENDED THERE!). I'm willing to believe Peter is brave enough to tread it, until he proves me wrong.
Clearly the members of The Escapist are bunch of conservative Christians.
I mean c'mon! Am I the only one who finds this hilarious?
And how silly is it to actually believe the child is going to be more than a static NPC that you can interact with. What's with this child support nonsense? Moneleux said you just have sex, no possibility for marriage and knowing him it will be consenting and a planned procedure rather than, "Press X to diddle your mate"
It'll probably be something like Mass Effect/Dragon Age sex scenes except you have to use Natal
Also, being the King/Queen would imply your heir would be well guarded in the royal nursery
Bravo Peter! I ca't wait for Fable 3 and laugh with my friends as our avatars diddle each other.
I mean c'mon! Am I the only one who finds this hilarious?
And how silly is it to actually believe the child is going to be more than a static NPC that you can interact with. What's with this child support nonsense? Moneleux said you just have sex, no possibility for marriage and knowing him it will be consenting and a planned procedure rather than, "Press X to diddle your mate"
It'll probably be something like Mass Effect/Dragon Age sex scenes except you have to use Natal
Also, being the King/Queen would imply your heir would be well guarded in the royal nursery
Bravo Peter! I ca't wait for Fable 3 and laugh with my friends as our avatars diddle each other.
Hriss: Hi I'm Hriss Canson with nateline dbc and you had sex with a 13 year-old girl on fable.
Anonymous ganker:WHaT!? I was just owning a perverted kid!
Hriss: yes Jim is perverted but that is not why were here...
I could see that happening...
wait!
*gets a calculater*
wonder if you can have a "Raid" with two friends on another player... maybe I shouldn't talk or else molyneux might be watching/listening/reading/mindreading
Anonymous ganker:WHaT!? I was just owning a perverted kid!
Hriss: yes Jim is perverted but that is not why were here...
I could see that happening...
hehe two player co-op...Proteus214 said:
wait!
*gets a calculater*
wonder if you can have a "Raid" with two friends on another player... maybe I shouldn't talk or else molyneux might be watching/listening/reading/mindreading
I told my friends about this at lunch today. They immediately started asking each other if they wanted to have kids with each other.
Knock up a co-op player? Ha, this is nothing until you can impregnate your own dog (or vice versa). Sure, some shamanistic ritual would have to be involved, or transformation, or... well who knows, but it is not pushing the boundaries till you can have offspring with a dog out of wedlock.
You didn't bring up: "Would it be rape if one player wants to conceive a child and forces themselves on the other."
Don't really want to know how that works out in the game...
Don't really want to know how that works out in the game...
I can't really tell what people are imagining, here, as they flip the hell out about how awkward/creepy/pathetic/insane it is. Expect the 'intimate moments' to be handled just as they were in the former Fable titles. Not sure why this is so much different.
is it gonna be anything like how pokemon handles offspring? will your virtual love child inherit your stats? Man, if you could father half a dozen bastards by different players and have them follow you around. I'm seeing a touching father/son conan moment here, "Son, and the gods left the secret of steel on the battle field and man found it and forged this kick ass sword."
I'm just glad that in a co-op game, we'll not be tied at the hip...
I want to reference San Andreas, but can't think of anything funny...
I want to reference San Andreas, but can't think of anything funny...
SeanTheSheep said:
As a girl what exactly am I supposed to do with the Natal?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
my brain asplode...