You can now fuse any two things

[Canadamus Prime]

Blizzard + Bethesda = Population control

Can you... elaborate on that? I don't see people committing mass suicide because Blizzard merges with Bethesda.

Yeah, I'm having a hard time picturing that too. After all Blizzard could only improve Bethesda (not that they do a bad job as it is, of course), but only if you managed to filter out Activision from the equation.

Seriously went over both your heads?
They would create the ultimate abstinence program.

Oh... that's where you were going with that. I see. Still I fail to see a downside.

That's just it. There would be no downsides. An Elder Scrolls MMORPG with the scope of World of Warcraft. Better than sex.

Well that wasn't what I was thinking. As I'm not particularly fond of MMORPGs, that prospect doesn't really excite me. I was more thinking of Blizzard's commitment to actually finishing a game before releasing it.

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

Unemployment + a bounty of money = a fucking wonderful life

Don't misunderstand me, I wouldn't spend my life sitting around watching TV. I'd spend it researching the world, developing philosophical theories and running through them and generally practising a knowledgeable, charitable life.

 

[me.vicky]

I more imagine there would just be a tongue and teeth in your vaginal region which doesn't sound like something I would stick my 2nd and 4th most valuable body parts into.

 

[Housebroken Lunatic]

OT: Boobs and bread, it would solve world hunger! Although its main major flaw is that, although wet boobs are rather acceptable, wet or soggy bread is downright depressing.

But what about soggy boobs? Would that be rather acceptable as well?

 

[soes757]

Da Vinci and Tesla. People count as things, right?

It's okay, everyone! Everything awesome ever is about to be invented!

I mix this guy with Einstein. Only because I want the universe to explode.

Oh yes and the universe and the universe's anti-mater self..............

 

[TheTurtleMan]

How about we combine dungeons and dragons . . . Did I win the game?

 

[Aetera]

Oh man. I thought of another. Absinthe and daily dietary requirements. You know, the required amount of calories, vitamins, etc. I WILL BE ABLE TO LIVE OFF OF NOTHING BUT ABSINTHE.

This... this needs to be a real thing.

 

[Coldflame727]

My mind, and the powers of any gods ever. I'm not sure, but I do believe I won the thread.

 

[SD-Fiend]

I'm going to cheat a bit and say my dsi+a psp it'l help me worry less about which handheld I''ll take with me

It's not cheating at all ^^

oh i'm sorry i forgot to delete that part i was going to combine 2 groups of things instead of just those 2

 

[crudus]

I more imagine there would just be a tongue and teeth in your vaginal region which doesn't sound like something I would stick my 2nd and 4th most valuable body parts into.

Spoiler

hmm, or maybe just a Venus Fly Trap. It did get its name because someone looked at it and said "My word ol'boy. This looks kind of like some lady parts or one of them Georgia O'Keeffe pictures I have been hearing so much about".

 

[Randomperson9999999]

elephants + mud =muddy elephants I'm watching T.V

 

[Samurai Silhouette]

Well that wasn't what I was thinking. As I'm not particularly fond of MMORPGs, that prospect doesn't really excite me. I was more thinking of Blizzard's commitment to actually finishing a game before releasing it.

Yeah, the joke was pretty much wasted on you.

 

[Zing]

Weed and Shrooms! I think someone has probably found a way to fuse those things already..

Sex and Video gam- oh wwait I already fused those.

 

[Captain_Fantastic]

portal+webcams because omegle can get worse
or
me + a wizard = doves flying out of everything

 

[Amethyst Wind]

Blizzaga + Gravija = Cool Ranch

 

[Neino Ranatos]

Me and the ability to alter reality to my whims without -any- penalty. Muahahahahaha!

 

[Tselis]

The cocoa and vanilla beans.

 

[Twilight_guy]

The first thing that comes to mind is to fuse all X such that X is an element of the set that contains all items. (Too much math will mess you up).

 

[Vykrel]

world government + unshakable morality


that would be nice.

 

[Blindswordmaster]

Oreo s and marshmallow fluff, because I'm not getting diabetes fast enough!