I will only agreed to a noughts and crosses game if only I go first! Sure I will put myself in eternal hell (with me going first, I can always end the game with a tied) but surely whatever hellish realm waiting for me will be alot worse!
I feel that way about the original Contra. One life is all that I need.klaynexas3 said:A speedrun of Crash Bandicoot 2. It's not like he has been playing it for as long as he can remember(it's one of the first games I've ever played, and I cannot remember a time before I had played that game. God that's sad). I've got the upper hand.
^fucking hilarious right here. its so ingeniously contradictory that death would rather just give you your life back then figure out what the proper procedure is for the situation.Duncan Belfast said:Hide and seek. Death hides and I seek.
Then I kill myself. When he comes for me, I say
"Found you!"