The last game I played was Mount and Blade: Warband, so I guess that makes me a vassal of King Ragnar, owner of a city, several castles, and multiple small towns, and the boss of around 67 well-trained death machines (Huscarls). Also I'm apparently built like a shit-brick house, if my ability to jog long distances in full armour with a lance, huscarl shield, iron handaxe, and greatsword is any indication. I'm also a hell of a horseback rider, teacher/trainer, and a slightly-below average engineer.
Based off of the constant income of taxes and tariffs from my multiple properties along with my newfound physique and knowledge bases, my life has become roughly 10x more awesome.