You have been challenged to a duel
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A forest at midnight, My weapon would be the rapier, since I'm a fencer I'd probably do okay with it. My opponent would be subject to a slap across the face with a brown leather glove before the duel started. You sir, hath impugned my honour and I demand satisfaction!
Flamethrowers, at exactly Midday, in the middle of the Sahara desert.
My line before the duel starts - "Can you take the heat?"
My line before the duel starts - "Can you take the heat?"
A debate hall
3:00 PM
Wit
It shall be a duel of the minds, no physical violence. Instead, the kind to make men weep with mere words.
3:00 PM
Wit
It shall be a duel of the minds, no physical violence. Instead, the kind to make men weep with mere words.
Computer controlled turrets with no targeting script, because I can script faster and more reliably than anyone I know. Arbitrary time, arbitrary place. Y'know, assuming they didn't just walk over and break my fingers first. Crap, better rethink this. Yeah, I'll just re-schedule this duel to a time I won't possibly live to.
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I shall use trial by predator. Basically, We both run from a tiger, and the one who isn't eaten is the winner.
I can't fight for shit, but i'm bloody good at running away. Location would have to be a big field or park or something, i'm not fussy about the time.
I can't fight for shit, but i'm bloody good at running away. Location would have to be a big field or park or something, i'm not fussy about the time.
A British university lecture theatre...
I'll bore you to death with useless knowledge, arrogance and superciliousness...(!)
I'll bore you to death with useless knowledge, arrogance and superciliousness...(!)
One nine millimeter pistol, an abandoned warehouse, 12 noon.
Plenty of cover, lots of hiding places.
Plenty of cover, lots of hiding places.
The Weapons: Magic: The Gathering cards
The Place: Top floor of the Burj Khalifa
The Time: Whenever you feel lucky, punk.
The Place: Top floor of the Burj Khalifa
The Time: Whenever you feel lucky, punk.
"Hand to hand! It is the basis of all combat! Only a fool trusts his life to a weapon!"
A nice quiet place with a hard tatami will do. As for the time... Any day, punks. Any day.
*EDIT* Aw, rats. My punk line was kinda taken, already, it seems. Oh well.
A nice quiet place with a hard tatami will do. As for the time... Any day, punks. Any day.
*EDIT* Aw, rats. My punk line was kinda taken, already, it seems. Oh well.
Time: Mid-day
Place: Tokyo, Japan
Weapon: 80' tall Mechas
With time out for a mid-round team up against Godzilla
Place: Tokyo, Japan
Weapon: 80' tall Mechas
With time out for a mid-round team up against Godzilla
Pikes
Hedge maze
Midnight
Maybe bells on feet or behind the tip of the pike, good for last moment warning.
Hedge maze
Midnight
Maybe bells on feet or behind the tip of the pike, good for last moment warning.