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Like a violent duel to the death? Or like a nice little game?

If its the later I'd play starcraft because I kick ass at that game, if it's the former a boxing ring, 4 pm, hand to hand. I've been doing kickboxing long enough to kick hes/her ass

Of course there's allways the chance that he/she's a black belt or something but i figure it's my best shot.

And does it have to be to the death? Because I'm not sure how I feel about that.

Edit: no wait wait wait, make that an ACTUAL rts style starcraft duel in the real world. I'll cannon rush them to the grave.
 

Little2Raph

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Call me old fashioned but - dawn (whatever time that happens to be where you are) with rapiers. Time to see how well eight years of fencing training translates into a real duel. . .
 

getoffmycloud

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Rawne1980 said:
I shall have a sword and a collection of insults.

You sir, do fight like a dairy farmer....
You move like a pregnant cow

anywho OT My weapon would be a gun that shoots shurikens and lightning and it would be in a room made of bubblegum for some reason
 

ClockworkPenguin

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SckizoBoy said:
A British university lecture theatre...

I'll bore you to death with useless knowledge, arrogance and superciliousness...(!)
Oh please, i survived numerical methods. Bring it on, I'll make you're eyes glaze over so much you could rebuild Crystal Palace with them.
 

Toaster Hunter

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Weapon: Bare hands
Place: a rooftop overlooking the Las Vegas Strip
Time: 11:08 pm not a moment before or after
 

loc978

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Night before the bout, my opponent's room while he's unarmed in bed, sound-suppressed .45ACP pistol. Killing is killing and dead is dead. No way am I going in for a fair fight if I have a better option.
 

somonels

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Now, here, a dagger through your kidney.
A duel of assassination, of course i'll be the one taking initiative and the first move.
 

Mr_RogersCU13

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Bah. There is only one way to truly duel.

Fists only, no shirts or shoes.

Flat, grassy field.

Noon.

Weapons are for people too cowardly to solve their problems the good ole' fashioned way: WITH THEIR FISTS.
 

Fijiman

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Weapon: paintball guns

Time: I don't know. How about somewhere around 3 or 4PM?

Place: Nearest paintball range.

Bring some friends.
 

LunaticPanda

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The weapon, Oxygen.
The location, Space.
The time, Shortly after the next budget commercial space flight.
 

Richardplex

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Warglaives, noon, in runnable distance to police station. Those things are SoB's to use, I'll be fine.
 

CM156_v1legacy

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spectrenihlus said:
Choose your weapons, time, and place.

I choose nun chucks in a 747.
Assuming the person isn't skilled with guns, I choose semi-automatic pistols, at 2 PM, in the middle of a corn field.

Otherwise, I chose pool noodles.
 

madster11

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We shall both be dropped naked in the middle of the blue mountains, 1km apart.
Let us hunt.

Assuming i'm fighting anyone not from my country, i have a large advantage.
 

Mr Fixit

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I choose the deadliest of all weapons... The Spork...
The place... Times Square in New York
When... The third tuesday of June at 5:26 p.m.
 

Philol

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Weapon: Someone else to stand in my place.
Time: Now
Place: A lovely Yorkshire field.