You have been challenged to a duel

[ChupathingyX]

Weapon: A big iron

Time: 11:20 am

Place: The town of Agua Fria

 

[Quantom Quak]

Magnum .357
High Noon, 1860
Main Street

 

[CODE-D]

I pull out my deck and throw down a facedown.

 

[Heronblade]

A pair of fiction novels, starting in the morning on top of a tall building

The contest would be a speed reading test, with the last one to finish the book and display a minimal comprehension of the subject being forced to jump off the edge.

I've been known to read at more than 600 words per minute, and the average rate is between 200-250. So come one, come all if you dare face this challenge, bwahaha.

Edit: come to think of it, a polygraph test to determine whether or not someone has read the novels in question before may be needed.

 

[Adultism]

Fistcuffs always.

I will punch you to death. With my cuffs of fist.

 

[Trucken]

I shall have a sword and a collection of insults.

You sir, do fight like a dairy farmer....

How appropriate, you fight like a cow.

OT: 5 PM at local supermarket, taped fists as weapons. Why? Why not?

 

[Agow95]

Cutlasses, on the back of a whale, on FIRE!!!

 

[Sperium 3000]

I choose Neil Patrick Harris at the bottom of the seventh circle of Hell.

 

[Xanthious]

My 9mm where ever the poor bastard decided to challenge me about 2 seconds after I was challenged. Fighting fair is for suckers.

 

[Scarim Coral]

I choose a shield (best defence is a best offence and besidde I don't know how to use any weapon in real life). The location will be my parent backyard, maybe that will bring some advantage to me somehow.

 

[Jamash]

Beards, Turbans, bulky jackets and AK-47s.

9AM on September 11th 2012.

White House lawn.

My cunning plan would be to oversleep on the morning of the duel so my opponent turns up before me...

 

[Gorog2]

Weapon: Staff
Place: Any Mall
Time: When your ready...

 

[DudeistBelieve]

In my bedroom between 5:00PM - 9:00PM with our bare hands and teeth, because I am a lazy fuck without any weapon experience. Then they'll come to my room at said appointment time and think it's a straight up bare hand and teeth duel, but no because I cleverly picked my bedroom as the duel spot and little do they know it's my ELEMENT man and they think i'll be honourable, but nope, I'll pull out like crazy stuff hidden in my room and ravage their body.

My second choice would be Six shooters in mid-day Mexico. Wa Wa Wa Waaa WahWahWahaaaaa.

You do know Ravage means rape, right?

 

[Souplex]

Weapon: +7 Rocket-propelled, drill-tipped depleted-uranium lances of Soviet Slaying.
Place: I don't know, Prospect Park?
Time: Whenever's convenient for both of us. We both have stuff to do.

 

[DJjaffacake]

Are you all barbarians?!
Dueling Pistols
Midday
Parliament Square
'Tis the only way for a gentleman to do things

 

[SEXTON HALE]

Weapon-broken bottle
time-Around midnight
place-Nearest bar

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Weapon: Wii Monopoly
Time: Whenever
Where: My place

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

The correct answer is of course Swords at dawn on the wings of a B-52 dropping its bomb load over vietnam.

 

[Vhite]

Chicken out. Cowards are heroes of evolution.

 

[Firstmark_Bannor]

Samurai Swords on a beach at dawn/dusk. As long as the sun is just on the horizon, there's little light, and the rolling waves in the back ground it would be okay with me. I would however like a shovel so I can bury my slain foe once I've won. Honor is the victor's responsibility and I won't leave my foe to rot in the sun. A proper burial is the least I could do.