You have died

[WorldCritic]

Either:
A. Begin a new life somewhere else
B. Create a new identity for myself and slowly manipulate the world around me until I eventually become the sinister dictator who everyone fears, and only then do I reveal my true identity and tell them that I've been manipulating them this whole time!

What? You know that second one would be fun.

 

[Shadowtek]

just walk into the room "AHHHH!" everyone screams, "ok, calm down everybody. So im a zombie, big deal. Now certian people need to leave the room because your disqualified, as for the rest of you, ahem... BRAAAAIIIINS!!!"

 

[Wintermoot]

I would haunt people.
Or heroically return and live like a king!

 

[Reece Stevens]

I would notify the goverment and ask to not have my former friends know, then find a new life outside of my old town

 

[kidwithxboxlive]

Id run back home and shout 2Hey guys, IM NOT DEAD!!!!" which would then be followed by a parade and lots of balloons and jelly. That IS how it works, right?

 

[Ceress]

Scribble out the date of my death on my tombstone...Oh and wait in my room with a swively chair until someone walks in :3

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

I'd come back. I want to be with my gf, damn it. >.>

 

[Irriduccibilli]

Become an assassin. Hey, everyone thinks you're dead, make those Hitman games a reality!

This. But only take the contracts of those people who deserve it.

The creators of the Twillight movies?

 

[Captain Pirate]

Go back, say I'm not dead.
Not leaving everything behidn that easily; I'm loving my life.

 

[xdiesp]

There also exists a non-furry version:

 

[Ohhi]

Hmmm I would walk into my friends house while they are having our traditional poker night and say I am the ghost of their deer departed friend then I would sit down and play poker until one of them either poked me or slapped me.

 

[Laser Priest]

No one recognized me while I was recovering?

Well, I'd grow a beard and eventually return to normal life and if anyone recognizes me, I'd say that I got knocked out of this dimension for a while.

 

[MartianWarMachine]

If everyone thinks I'm dead, then it's going to stay that way.

I'll dissapear down to England, change my name to John Lumic, make zepplins a sign of eccentricity and wealth, found Cybus Industries, become an emotionless killing machine, and screw over the planet.

...Or just move in with a relative and pretend to be a sentient program, doomed to browse the internet until the Cybermen come along and make the world a better place.

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[Biosophilogical]

I'd probably spend a few weeks thinking "I should tell them, but how?". Seeing as I haven't spent weeks doing that, I don't think I can give you a proper answer.

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

Dye my hair, travel around the US.

 

[drbarno]

Assune the identity of a mad scientist building a robot army to taking over the world.

Also grow a nice, fuzzy moustache.

 

[Hunter15]

probably jump universes until i became a bad-ass horsemen of the Apocalypse....and scorpion

 

[Hero in a half shell]

I would probably continue in my new life, but I would have to move far away, so I'm sure no one would ever recognise me again. It helps that I don't have a girlfriend/wife/kids otherwise I'd probably come back to them.

But I would have to find out about my funeral, and what everyone thought of me first, so maybe I'd do a bit of sleuthing around before moving away forever.

 

[Mana Fiend]

Start a new life. I love my friends, but if I can go out with a bang, I'll take that option.

 

[penguindude42]

Haunt my house for a few a decades, then go mad and haunt every place I've ever been.

Then I'd [DATA EXPUNGED]

Captcha: "indefut system."

-TOM