You have just been married...

[l3o2828]

to the protagonist of the last game you played. Who did you marry? How is married life?


Yes, I used the search bar.

Married to Sora from Kingdom hearts?!

Pedophillia much?
Married life is pretty interesting since im always getting kidnapped by some Girls who claim to be men in order to try and steal Sora's Heart or some crap.
Honey moon was very awkward tough.

 

[Vault Girl]

John Marston, Hopefully his wife won't kill me :/

 

[Shameless]

Female Hawke? a confident, strong,cunning and rich woman ?

Spoiler

 

[Diablo2000]

Sweet I just got married with FemShep. Maybe we can kick some Reaper ass together... Do Reapers have ass to be kicked?

 

[JLML]

OH MY FUCKING SHIT!!!! Eliphas the Inheritor... I am positively going to be sacrificed to the dark gods, likely in a highly painful way.

Well, it could be worse, I could've played as... Oh, right, it couldn't be worse. Well... Fuck.

 

[wolf92]

Shepard from ME

Attachment: Paramour

 

[DistinctlyBenign]

I'm married to the little knight thing from Spiral Knights.

I guess I made mine look kinda girly so that counts right? Too bad I hate the game and was only playing it for the free TF2 hat. This relationship is doomed.

Its also doomed because I'm kinda engaged in real life. I'm not sure how the Fiancee would take me being married to a small general neutral knight. Not well, probably.

 

[James Joseph Emerald]

Cole Phelps.

Spoiler

The bastard cheated on me! He'll be investigating his own goddamn murder... IN HELL!

 

[Fbuh]

I am now married to one of my Fable II characters. I am unsure about how this will turn out, because he is large with dreadlocks, a pointy mustache, and a full beard. However, it may turn out well, because he can always change into a woman later. A nasty, fat, scarred, muscular woman...
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...maybe I'm better off leaving him as a man...

 

[Riobux]

to the protagonist of the last game you played. Who did you marry? How is married life?


Yes, I used the search bar.

The Marked One in S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Shadow Of Chernobyl

Spoiler

I claim what little inheritance I got from his death in it. At least I remember him dying in it.

 

[Kenko]

I'm married to Orgoll'dril, my drow character on the NWN 2 RP PW I play on.... Great....

 

[Detective Prince]

I'm married to...Chibiterasu from Okamiden...I'm married to a wolf puppy whose mother is Goddess of the Sun.

I...I...that's paedophilia AND beastiality (spelt that wrong -.-).

I guess married life would be...weird.

 

[Andalusa]

I'm married to Ezio? Sweet.

 

[mephistophelesees]

kratos???????pity me

 

[Airsoftslayer93]

Married to the zook guy form bf 1942

is that even a character?

 

[CrystalShadow]

Hmm...

I'm married to either Isa or Kachi (from Sin & Punishment - which I mention because it's not exactly a well known game), depending on how you interpret that game...

Considering they're both teenagers at best, and one of them isn't actually human...

Either one would be awkward, but they seem nice enough I guess.

I could do a lot worse, even if I do end up finding out if Kachi is as much of a monster as the bad guys keep saying she is.

Though, it seems like it'd be kind of exhausting being around either one.

 

[sassafrasses]

I'm playing Demon's Souls. What's that tell you? I'm a woman, and my character's female, except I'm straight so that aint working to well for me. DIVORCE NOW! Thank you.

 

[Avarith]

Young Sean Connery from Golden Eye, from Russia with love... You know what this is why retro gaming rocks, because he still has a sexy voice and "HE IS JAMES BOND!!!!" Come on, I get the sexiest man alive in gaming ever. Side note, I always said I would go gay for young Sean looks like I got to nut up or shut up. =P.

Side note: It is going well, because it seems he only plays women because he is bi and brings them home. Works for me in bed. Plus he is rich and takes care of me, also the benefits of his job cover medically...

Dang I got so lucky I was about to Duke Nukem, and saw this first lol.

 

[Drummie666]

I'm gay with good karma cole mcgrath from Infamous 1.

...Well... I'm straight, so things aren't working out too well in the bedroom. But at least he isn't evil karma Cole.

 

[CheckD3]

I'm married to Rico Rodriguez, master of time and space, who can escape terminal velocity by moving slightly faster and fart parachutes ^^ Guess I won't be able to be on top with all his parachutes