You have just been married...

[Kroxile]

uhh... hmm... if MMOs count then I'm married to my draenei shaman.. in which case... dat ass!

if they don't count then I guess I'm married to Ocarina of Time Link... which is odd but I guess he looks enough like a girl...

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[Wintermoot]

I think I,m married to Reimu from Touhou Project.
I think married life is going to be either me being a Shinto priest or me living in Gensokyo which is going to be dangerous.

 

[ShakyFt Slasher]

I'm married to Mileena so everything will be ok as long as she doesn't remove her mouthpiece :S

 

[Spineyguy]

I am married to the Queen of Albion, who is eight feet tall, absurdly overmuscled and who can set people on fire with a look.

I think sex is going to be... interesting.

 

[gellert1984]

Im married to my female joined trill tactical officer from STO, life pretty much consists of me staring out the window at Earth spacedock, steadily going insane, waiting for my lady love to come home.

 

[SimpleJack]

Its a good thing I just played mass effect 2 as female shepard...

 

[Johnny Impact]

I'm married to Cole Magrath (inFamous 2)

The marriage isn't working out, there just isn't the spark there used to be!!

Oh. Oh, you did not just go there.

OT: The chick from Dead Nation. Our days are full of zombie killing, our nights are full of other things. I'm as happy as I've ever been. Can't shake the feeling she's only with me 'cause of the whole last-man-on-earth thing, though......

 

[Mosesj]

I'm married to Micheal thorton <3

Even though it means I have to travel the world a lot

 

[flyhawk]

I am married to katarina from league of legends

....her favourite catchphrase is "Violence solves everything".... I am OK with that!

sex will hurt....

 

[Exius Xavarus]

Married to Cole Phelps, which would be good [SPOILERS!!!] if he didn't cheat on me with that German Whore, the bastard :/

So YOU'RE the other man Phelps is cheating on me with!

 

[Dr. wonderful]

I'm married to My lightside female Exile?

...

Alright let's curbstomp some sith fuckers.

 

[Biosophilogical]

I'm married to Cole Magrath (inFamous 2)

The marriage isn't working out, there just isn't the spark there used to be!!

Either this, or Battlefield 2's protagonist (haven't played the story yet, so I don't know who that is). Either way, I'm apparently gay ... who'd've thunk it?

EDIT: In retrospect, Cole sucks as a partner in all butthe weirdest circumstances, regardless of his personality and karma. If he is good, he dies (mine was good), if he is bad, there is a 99.9% chance that he kills you (1 in 1000 people are apparently conduits). So no matter how gay he is, how good he is in bed, how funny or charming he is, etc, the relationship will fail 99.9%-100% of the time.

 

[tehweave]

Issac Clarke. Keeps talking about his ex who keeps appearing as a ghost.

Thinking of a divorce.

 

[Denamic]

Diablo 2 sorceress?
That's okay, I guess.

 

[Saluki_princess]

I'm married to the demon guy in Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne.
He's really quiet, but quite powerful, and while a lot his demon friends like to use expletives, I get along all right with them.
In a demon apocalypse, it's really the best I could hope for.

 

[mionic]

I'm Married to Zoey from Left 4 Dead, awesome.
Married life is full of day to day zombie killing.

This. Could have been worse.

 

[Broken Blade]

I am now married to Commander Shepard. Fortunately, I was playing Fem!Shepard, since I like my protagonists to have inflections and range to their emotions, so I am married to a hot intelligent woman who can levitate me off the ground with a thought.

I am so going to enjoy this relationship.

 

[Saluki_princess]

Hahaha, brilliant!

 

[BeholdTheRivas]

Last game I played was Ocarina of Time, so it'd be Link. Oh god yes. There are things I'd do to him that I can't even describe on this forum. <3

 

[Zuljeet]

Woo! I got Chell ^_^ AND the portal gun my cup runneth over on this thread!