I suppose I'm married to my Tauren Paladin, then. That would prove interesting... Although me and her would probably end up in long conversations about theology and philosophy. Hell, that sounds rather awesome, actually!
If MMO's don't apply, then I suppose it's my male Khajiit warlock. Could be worse, tell you the truth... Although Daggerfall mentioned something about barbs... (Razh... You go on bottom. No discussion.) And guess who'll get to drag around all the loot? And clean up after the zombie mudcrabs?