You have just jumped out of a building.....

[Pebkio]

since everyone else is doing it... "FLY FATASS FLY!!!"

the cookie thing...

Jay to Silent Bob as Silent Bob swings to grab the stage pin in... Mallrats.
Crud beaten to it.

OT: You win again, gravity!

Half a cookie.

 

[varulfic]

GERONIMO!!!!


Been looking for an excuse to use that line all my life.

 

[Lil_Rimmy]

Fos Roh DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *Floats up*

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Saphira! GOD DAMN IT!

*I am here, little one*

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Man, I wonder if these Troll Physics really work?

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DAMNIT! ONLY THREE HUNDRED MORE POINTS FOR A JET PACK!

 

[Canadamus Prime]

EDIT: Alternative to previous post:
"Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimbus!"

 

[Ignatz_Zwakh]

FAAALCCONNNNNNN....PAW- *Insert loud thud here*

 

[Solo-Wing]

"SOMEONE FAT GET IN MY WAY!"

"Ha ha! I WIN Mastercard!"

"Is that guy trying to steal my car? I'll show him!" *Aims for car*

"So THIS is what crippling regret feels like..."

"I wish I touched more boobs."

 

[Thespian]

SOMEONE FAT GET IN MY WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

 

[Solo-Wing]

Saphira! GOD DAMN IT!

*I am here, little one*

... I think I love you. <3

SOMEONE FAT GET IN MY WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

HA! NINJA'D!

 

[Phisi]

I don't say anything but instead reach into my arse and pull out one of the many parachutes I stashed up there after playing Just Cause and seeing how useful they are.

 

[TheEmoSpeeds666]

Stick one arm out in front of me and pretend I'm Superman.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Jetpack. Activate procedure #5.

 

[Imperius]

FEIM ZII GROM!!!


(Look it up) xD

 

[RaffB]

Oh Bother...

 

[TheEmoSpeeds666]

WATCH THIS!!!

(It's the international precursor to a massive accident.)

 

[Roofstone]

Oh my godCATCHMECATCHMECATCHMECATCHME!!!

Or anything similar I suppose.

 

[Da Orky Man]

import_trampoline

Ah, Python, you so crazy.

 

[Pat8u]

"wait why am I falling"

 

[Lil_Rimmy]

Saphira! GOD DAMN IT!

*I am here, little one*

... I think I love you. <3

Yes, many love us Shur'tugalar.

Atra gülai un ilian tauthr ono un atra ono waíse skölir frá rauthr.

Hehe, sucks to be you now.

 

[Biosophilogical]

"Oh, the irony!"

Simply because I imagine it would not be ironic at all, and anyone who hears me will try and figure out what was ironic about my death (before dismissing it as misunderstanding irony).

 

[Grimh]

I would say "Hey, isn't that my luggage?"

Then I would fly away.