You have one wish!

[Hero in a half shell]

So the grand fairy of the internet wafts out of your speakers, and tells you that it will grant you one wish, and one wish alone.

The rules: No wishing for more wishes.

What do you wish for?

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Completely full proof


Hmmm, I suppose I'd wish for the ability to pour unlimited resources into things of my choosing.

*cough*CloverStudios*cough*

 

[Sir Pootis]

Omnipotence. No need for wishes then.

 

[FalloutJack]

Omnipotence. No need for wishes then.

Everything's boring when you're omnipotent.

OT: Easy. The written word gives me power. I am the writer. I drive the plot of the world forward.

 

[ZehMadScientist]

A new TimeSplitters.

Grant my humble wish, it shall benefit society more than world peace!

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

DELETED

 

[Andy Shandy]

Completely full proof


Hmmm, I suppose I'd wish for the ability to pour unlimited resources into things of my choosing.

*cough*CloverStudios*cough*

Only one change I would make to that, it would have to be at least Ultra Balls instead of Poke Balls, you know, just in case I want to catch a 'legendary' pet.

OT: I don't actually know.

 

[BlueberryMUNCH]

Unlimited wealth, I think.
Yes it's shallow of me, but man, that'd help haha. Gotta be careful not to destroy the economy though.
That, or to get back with my ex.
[small]Yeah shush I have serious troubles letting go of the past, goddamnit¬_¬[/small]

 

[Dangit2019]

A debit card with an account balance of ∞.

 

[Revnak_v1legacy]

Love. I am a lonely man.

On a more entertaining note, I would wish for telekenisis, as it is totally broken.

 

[Cabisco]

A new TimeSplitters.

Grant my humble wish, it shall benefit society more than world peace!

That I suggested Timesplitters first instead of this guy.

 

[Euryalus]

A portal gun! A Portal gun!

EDIT: Or this...

 

[MasochisticAvenger]

I would wish for a safe way to get meat, without killing or injuring anything, so vegetarians can finally shut up about how it is wrong to eat meat.

 

[Ryotknife]

unlimited wealth.

But i would use that wealth to fund any projects/research I desire. I have few personal uses for unlimited wealth. a better chair and bed....maybe, if i feel like splurging.

Orbital elevator? Better space station? Higher resolution moniters/tvs without a massive hike in price? start my own game publishing firm where the developers get to keep their IP?

however, first on the list are jet packs and back to the future-esque cars, we were promised these things generations ago.

I would also use that money to buy my way into forcing a few...fixes....into the US (mostly on the education and litigation side of things)

 

[BathorysGraveland]

I can think of two. 1. Infinite money. Sure, it's generic and selfish, but it would also make my whole life very fun indeed.

2. Complete immunity to illness and disease.

To pick one of the two is pretty damn tough, but I think I'd go with the former. Usually the worst illness I ever get is a cold anyway.

 

[WeaponisedCookie]

I only have two wishes

1. Ability to make fictional worlds real, graphics and everything.
2. Omnipotence (I'd probably put self imposed limits on my powers for kicks, but I'd like the omnipotence for 'emergency situations', which happen every five minutes or so)

What can I say? I'm a simple man.

 

[Childe]

Immortality... and not the crappy elvish immortality...true stuff....that comes with powers

Captcha: wisdom teeth.... nope don't have any

 

[Urgh76]

Unsure between three options.

Rubber abilities, controlling time, or... a Bayleef!

 

[a7xman]

For once in my life, to have a girl I really like to like me in return, or at least give me a chance.

 

[neonsword13-ops]

A new TimeSplitters.

Grant my humble wish, it shall benefit society more than world peace!

:< Don't remind me...

OT: The ability to freeze time.

I could adjust various amount of storage boxes into the shape of testicles.

That or have unlimited money.

...

[small]I like the time freeze testicles moar...[/small]