You have three TRIVIAL wishes!

[Daaaah Whoosh]

I want some Victorian-era suits. Like Steampunk, only without the steam.

And I'd like about ten hours of my favorite songs. See, I don't know what my favorite songs are, so it'd be nice to have someone just give them to me.

For a third wish, I'd either wish for a milkshake, or for the genie to get some skills, so that the next guy wouldn't have this same problem. Either that or infinite wishes.

 

[Wharrgarble]

1. I'd like the clutch in my car to be less temperamental so I wouldn't stall as much.
2. The ability to change my hair color at will; dying it so often does it no favors.
3. I'd like my cat to stop eating tape.

 

[Sehnsucht Engel]

I want better wireless internet, some candy and good results on my exams.

 

[luclin92]

1. i wish that my electronic devices never break down on me.
2. i wish that i would not get so fat easily
3. i wish that i had more courage when talking to new people.

 

[Purkki]

1) I don't want my neck's muscles to be so tense. Headaches every other day ain't fun.
2) I want much more motivation for high school than I have now.
3) Money's always nice.

 

[Xaio30]

I want my pizza do be done earli....damn, that's effective!
I want my CAPTCHA to stop using arabic letters.
I want to wake up tomorrow.

 

[El Poncho]

I want my cats arse to stop smelling so badly, especially since she likes to wave it about.

I wish I had the motivation to study more often.

I want my beard to grow in better than it does.

 

[NooNameLeft]

I wish
1) 11/11/11 will come slightly faster
2) an ice cream
3) Loop

 

[Jodah]

I wish I had a sammich, 100 bucks, and a weeks vacation.

 

[UltraDeth]

Wish#1: Sex. To lose my virgnity just once and it might be a long time before I get another

Wish#2: A year of peace and quiet

Wish#3: Free pr0n!

 

[lucky_sharm]

Wish 1: A Strawberry Milkshake

Wish 2: A second Strawberry Milkshake

And finally, Wish 3: a Talking Fish sandwich

 

[WaywardHaymaker]

I wish my back would stop hurting... Uh, I wish for my Galvantula to be done with its EV training... and I think I'll have a roast beef sandwich from Quiznos.

I like this genie, now when I make wishes like that I can blame it on him rather than having to explain why the world is still largely at war with itself but I have a sandwich.

 

[Xisin]

1. I'd like my shower to not run out of hot water.
2. I'd like wizards of the coast to stop re-releasing the same magic cards with different names; that way I don't have to keep re-buying them.
3. I'd like apple pie to have 0 calories but taste the same.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

My dogs would stop shedding over everything.

Birds would shut up and stay away.

My dogs stop barking at everything that passes into perspective on the street.

 

[RanD00M]

No more dandruff, ever. Just so I don't have to take as much care of my hair.
I want my room to be painted like want it and the new floorboards put down.
And last I wouldn't mind having feet that would never stink again.

 

[ImperialSunlight]

Declare myself Emporer of my desk.
Have a fancy dinner.
Get an extremely technologically advanced pen with a lazer pointer.

 

[dkyros]

I would wish for more paper clips, and... a can of hash and some coffee

Spoiler

 

[The Artificially Prolonged]

I wish for dust to never fall in my house to save me cleaning.
I wish for a fridge that never runs out of whatever I put in it, yay unlimited beer.
I wish for a exact double of myself that goes to work for me

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

OK, I can work with that.

1. I wish the obnoxious guys in the dorm to my left would randomly lose interest in pot.
2. I wish the obnoxious girls in the dorm to my right would randomly get narcolepsy, triggered by talking to each other. So they'll actually FUCKING GO TO SLEEP.
3. I wish my fucking, fucking, fucking FUCKING DOUCHEBAG of a neighbor THREE MOTHERFUCKING DORMS DOWN would spontaneously combust, so he can't blast his FUCKING TECHNO anymore. Hell, even if the genie can't handle that, it'll probably still fuck the guy up. Win-win.

 

[Booze Zombie]

I want nice white teeth that are straight, a wardrobe filled with nice suits that fit me and I'd like to be in-shape.