If my dog runs around corners too fast, he trips over his own legs and crashes into the wall.TestECull said:
What? I thought we were sharing "my pets are retarded" stories.
You have three TRIVIAL wishes!
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What? I thought we were sharing "my pets are retarded" stories.
I wish that my glasses would stop getting dirty every morning.
I wish that my room would stay clean.
I wish that I could find some good food sometimes in my fridge.
That should be good.
I wish that my room would stay clean.
I wish that I could find some good food sometimes in my fridge.
That should be good.
A trip back in time to an AC/DC concert when they had Bon Scott.
A session with Charlie Sheen. Don't act like you don't know what I mean.
A night with Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis. Again, don't act like you don't know what I mean.
A session with Charlie Sheen. Don't act like you don't know what I mean.
A night with Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis. Again, don't act like you don't know what I mean.
I would like to be able to drink as much Coke as I wanted and never get full, and also be able to spawn it at will.
Same with delicious, syrupy pancakes.
Finally, I would like the best gaming chair there is, and it would never break or get dirty etc.
That's reasonable, right?
Same with delicious, syrupy pancakes.
Finally, I would like the best gaming chair there is, and it would never break or get dirty etc.
That's reasonable, right?
This man speaks the truth for all of us!Uberpig said:
I wish I didn't have to put up with this shit:
How does someone go about entering that anyway?!
Have a Greek GCSE keyboard?AnAngryMoose said:
How does someone go about entering that anyway?!
I wish Bungie won MM.
I wish CoD MW:3 was going to be the AMAZINGESTEST game ever created.
I wish The holidays never ended.
I wish for this glass of water be turned into wine.
I wish for that glass of wine to be turned into chocolate.
Then I wish for this chocolate to be turned into radioactive waste.
Then im gonna try and go around attempting to convince everyone that im speaking the truth.
I wish for that glass of wine to be turned into chocolate.
Then I wish for this chocolate to be turned into radioactive waste.
Then im gonna try and go around attempting to convince everyone that im speaking the truth.
1. Less or no dust. Every day there is a fresh pile of dust on my consoles and other things. It's very annoying.
2. Make it so any post that ends with a comment about what their captcha was is automatically rejected or just has the captcha part removed. Yes, there are captchas now. Yes, they often produce things you can't read. Yes, we're quite aware of both of these things. No, we do not need to hear about them in every third fucking post.
(we = me and other people who are sick of hearing about them, not me and everyone else ever, so please spare me any comments about my use of we)
3. I'll sacrifice this so the genie can focus more on #2.
2. Make it so any post that ends with a comment about what their captcha was is automatically rejected or just has the captcha part removed. Yes, there are captchas now. Yes, they often produce things you can't read. Yes, we're quite aware of both of these things. No, we do not need to hear about them in every third fucking post.
(we = me and other people who are sick of hearing about them, not me and everyone else ever, so please spare me any comments about my use of we)
3. I'll sacrifice this so the genie can focus more on #2.
I want:
to always be able to find a cheap, awesome flat to live in whenever I happen to move
to be able to change my appearance at will (yay disguises!)
to get any movie I want made greenlit - and have it be awesome.
There, that won't change the world, but it'll make me a happy bunny.
to always be able to find a cheap, awesome flat to live in whenever I happen to move
to be able to change my appearance at will (yay disguises!)
to get any movie I want made greenlit - and have it be awesome.
There, that won't change the world, but it'll make me a happy bunny.
I wish my brother would stop being impressed by unimpressive things (so I won't hear "wow, I can't believe it's hotter in the summer" ever again)
I wish my stepdad would stop getting drunk and breaking stuff in my room while trying to play the drums, or would always hit the right drunkenness that he is awesome.
I wish my best friend would realize that after I tell him a joke he does not have to explain the joke back to me.
I wish my stepdad would stop getting drunk and breaking stuff in my room while trying to play the drums, or would always hit the right drunkenness that he is awesome.
I wish my best friend would realize that after I tell him a joke he does not have to explain the joke back to me.
1) For my dog to be equipped with a mute button
2) For my parents to approve of everything I wish for and accomplish for myself
3) To live with my boyfriend full-time
2) For my parents to approve of everything I wish for and accomplish for myself
3) To live with my boyfriend full-time
There is so such thing as a trivial wish.
If something is trivial, you can do it yourself and it no longer is a wish.
If you can't do it, it is obviously not trivial to you.
If something is trivial, you can do it yourself and it no longer is a wish.
If you can't do it, it is obviously not trivial to you.
I want a new computer.
I'd like a Kindle or Nook.
I want to get hired at the first place that will hire me.
I'd like a Kindle or Nook.
I want to get hired at the first place that will hire me.