You just got decapitated and your brain is still working for a few seconds, any last thoughts?

[Cogwheel]

"Wow, this is the first time my brain's worked at all."

 

[Mr. Omega]

"Not again..."
*Thing to stop this being a low-content post*

 

[Super Toast]

"If only I was a floating head doctor"

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

"This was a surprising turn of events."

My disembodied head frowns.

 

[Nuuu]

If you want to be realistic, you wouldnt be able to SAY anything because you don't have any more vocal cords or lungs, but for thoughts, you would probably be in shock and dead before you have time to pull yourself together (no pun intended) and think of something.

 

[FalloutJack]

"How'd he get here without getting his ass shot by the cops?"

OR

"Oh no, not again!"

 

[.No.]

"Well this is rather unpleasant."

 

[octafish]

"The penitent man kneels before God, shit"

 

[THEMILKMAN]

"Holy crap, what was I thinking when I bought those shoes?"

or

"Man I sure am having trouble getting ahead in life *ba dum tish*" (Notice how the *ba dum tish* is still in quotes, yes, I'd say that part too)

 

[Koroviev]

"They need to include my thoughts in a revised edition of Severance."

 

[retrofish18]

God damn mondays.

 

[Silent Biohazard Solid]

I try to keep a positive life, but honestly, I'd probably be regretting all the things I didn't get to do.

That or yes, some pun...

"I guess I better 'head off' into the afterlife."
"Man, I had a good head on my shoulders."
"I should quit while I'm a head."

 

[theonlyblaze2]

"Should have bought the metal neck."

 

[BonsaiK]

the question is in the title.

My thoughts

"Must-think-of-pun-before-I-die!" *dead*

I dare say "Oh, it appears that I've just been decapitated" or something of a similar nature may be at the forefront of my mind at that point.

 

[KingofallCosmos]

Never give up.

Hey! Where are you going, you coward! I'll bite your ankles!

 

[Ranchcroutons]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHH ARGHHH AHHHH!

Something like that I suppose. Im not much for coming up with meaningful thoughts on the spot.

EDIT: I just thought of one!

"I guess I better quit while I'm a head!"

 

[Cheesepower5]

"I sure could go for a taco right now."