You just got decapitated and your brain is still working for a few seconds, any last thoughts?

[jamradar]

"What luck I have landed next to my arm I will finally be able to lick my elb-" *dies*

 

[MadCapMunchkin]

"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!!!"

 

[Hulten]

"Oh my god!"
*eyes widen*
"My body looks amazing!"
"Those jogs really paid off!... bleh!"
*dies*

 

[Enigmatic Master]

Most Epic Death Ever !

 

[esperandote]

*Looks at my body*

I should have work out more.

or I would do the floating head doctor. "Body, get over here!"

 

[Zenomorph]

"DIBS ON THE POP-TART UNDER THE FRID..."

 

[StoneCutter]

"BLAAAAAAAAaaaarrrggggghhhhhh...."

 

[Jark212]

"Oh damn, oh damn, oh damn..."

Followed quickly by:

"INTO THE UNKNOWN!!!"

 

[Twilight_guy]

Huh, your head really does live on for a few seconds, didn't think that was true.

 

[snowpuppy]

holy shit i just figured out the meaning of life must...... tell.......... someone.......... dead

 

[Vykrel]

id probably just be thinking of how undignified a death id just recieved

 

[FightThePower]

'Ow', most likely.

 

[Rune342]

"Well, that didn't go as planned."
or maybe something like
"Next time, I'll remember to duck."

 

[TilMorrow]

"Huh. Well now would be a great time to be a necromor-" *dead*

 

[ENKC]

"Can I still quit while I'm a head?"

 

[King Toasty]

"This would make a great LiveJournal entry. Aww, pun unintende- *dies*"

 

[drwow]

holy shit, i actually do have conscience thought after my head was decapitated

 

[Chamale]

"Hey guys, removed heads really can think for a few seconds after decapitation! Tell the world!"