You just got decapitated and your brain is still working for a few seconds, any last thoughts?

[SpcyhknBC]

Well I always wanted to get rid of that beer belly, but not quite the way I had intended

 

[Drakmorg]

"Damn. My nose itches."

or most likely

"Why am I upside down?! Why am I looking at my knees?! I'm so confused!"

 

[LittleChone]

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE HIGHLANDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...and I'm not it...Xb

 

[demoman_chaos]

"Your shoes are untie.."

 

[Verkula]

"Why can't i feel my everything? ...oh."

 

[Pibb Omega]

"Where's the green knight when you need him?!"

I just made reference to Shakespeare on a gaming thread, god I suck!

 

[Deadpool062]

Oh, shit! or Damn, should have done a riposte! Or even, Could I join the Deadpool Corps now?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

[HEADING=2]"WHY DIDN'T I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDGE!"[/HEADING]

bleh

 

[Sassafrass]

"Ah, tis but a scratch!" or "Hmm. I wonder how this is going to impact on my social skills."

Oh, or "OH GOD, KEEP ME AWAY FROM THE HITCHER!" /Obscure reference of a British TV show.

 

[SwimmingRock]

the question is in the title.

My thoughts

"Must-think-of-pun-before-I-die!" *dead*

Something along the lines of:"Okay, stay calm. This is no time to lose your head. Ha!" could work.

OT: I suppose my last thoughts would be related to the situation, so it's hard to guess without having a reason for the decapitation. If it were to happen now, I suppose it would be:"Deus Ex... Skyrim... Nooooo!"

 

[Dorian6]

there's a crunchberry under the fridge

 

[sylekage]

Another saturday night and I ain't got no body?..

Win.

I'd probably think "How the hell'd I get so short?

 

[Icehearted]

"yes yes, you killed an infidel. Now could you please stop it with the tongue thing. It's anno-"

 

[Krantos]

"Well, that certainly didn't go as planned..."

 

[kahlzun]

"Oh crap! I've been decapitated!!"

 

[Fetzenfisch]

"Where's the green knight when you need him?!"

I just made reference to Shakespeare on a gaming thread, god I suck!

yes you do, because either shakespeare is 300 years older than we thought or you just failed.


"damn how shall i update my facebookstatus like this"

 

[Chrmike]

I'll see you in hell.

 

[internetzealot1]

"GODDAMN BULLSHIT NO WAY HE WAS SWINGING THAT SWORD HARD ENOUGH"

 

[marurder]

"Note to self- Duck"