You just got stabbed...

[Private Custard]

I wouldn't say anything. I'd grab his face and stick my thumbs deep into his eye sockets.

What's the point in killing him back if you can condemn him to a life of darkness instead?

 

[C117]

Well, I don't really have any awesome death speeches on hand.

So I'd probably stutter "what the F*CK was that for?!"

 

[Jakub324]

"I'll see you next week..." That'll scare the shit out of him!

 

[Angus565]

BANGKOK!
Then with my last amount of strength, I would kick him in the dick.
SO HARD!

 

[game-lover]

Is there a limit on how long the sentence can be?
As long as I'm still speaking for that one sentence, will I stay alive until it ends?

Because if there is no limit, and as long as I live while the sentence is still going, I would totally filibuster his ass. I would talk, and talk, and talk for as long as I could hold that one sentence, until the unfortunate bastard killed himself, then I'd die off right then and there, and talk the shit out of his spirit.

I love you...

That is just awesome. I couldn't think of anything to say. But this is just perfect.

 

[zombie goat fetish]

"Stab me till I cum"

 

[Dectomax]

"Haha joke's on you, I have Hepatitis!" ~Fling blood at him

At the very least it'd scare the shit out of him/her.

Genius! :')


OT: Probably something along the lines of: "You bastard! I'ma fucki-blegh"

What? I'ma realist...

 

[Aerosteam]

I'm not sure if this is said before but:

Okay, I GOT THE POINT. *Laughs* *Dies*

Pun intended.

 

[JaceArveduin]

I wouldn't say a damn thing, but with my last ounce of strength I would try to return the favour.

There we go, I'd be stickin the knife I always carry through his throat.

 

[Housebroken Lunatic]

I've been stabbed before, although it didn't kill me. (close call once though but thankfully the blade of my attacker got lodged in between my ribs and because of that it didn't penetrate through to puncture my lung)

I'd probably say/do the same thing I did back then: say nothing and slash my attacker across his face with the blade I had.

 

[Dalek Caan]

"Your dead when I respawn."

Have that fucker look over his/her shoulder everyday.

 

[souper soup guy]

Et tu Random guy? Then stumble moderate student.

 

[ace_of_something]

I'd look them in the eye and say something like "you better remember this face, because I'm going to haunt your ass for the rest of your damn life..." I don't think they'd forget that any time soon, and I'd probably be a bit intimidated if someone did the same to me.

I've been stabbed (admittedly it was thru the arm but it did go all the way thru) I promise you the only thing you're going to be able to get out is "aaarrrrrgggghhhhh." or "ffffaaahhhhhkkkkkk"

More funnily: "I... deserved... MORE!" in my best Tim Curry snarl.

 

[Icyheart]

I wouldn't be able to say a damn thing over my relentless maniacal laughter, but once it subsided, it would probably be something to the effect of: "It was a good try, anyway."

 

[ShadowsofHope]

If you-

If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine

-..FUUUUUUUU-

This is pretty much exactly what I would say, honestly.

 

[Blindswordmaster]

"They're in the basement."
Or, "Do I look like a ***** to you?"

 

[Rnr1224]

no words. just punch him in the face.

 

[Groxnax]

"But I'm your mother."

And that will probably confuse him since I'm a guy.

"Damn, this wasn't mentioned in the Evil Overlord List."

Or

"But I just put the poison in the city's water supply."

 

[RadioactiveTurtle]

When I get back: and I WILL get back; I will destroy you. Remember this face, for it will be your destruction.

 

[Shock and Awe]

"So this is it eh? Burn in hell.....mother......fucker....."