You just got stabbed...

[winter2]

"Enjoy the live grenade I put in your pants"

Or as an alternative..

"Dinkleberg!"

 

[Cheesus333]

"Oh God, you've doomed us all! Don't you know what you've done!? There's no time - take this!"

*throw random item at him*

"Take it to Gabriel, under the canal bridge - you won't see him but he'll be there, waiting. He'll tell you what to do. Godspeed, my successor - go, go!

Then I'd die C:

 

[Restoshamankk]

Marieke.

 

[kittii-chan 300]

A: bite his neck and drink his blood
B: get my knife and stab him back
D: "the cleaners are gonna be pissed...

 

[ZeroMachine]

OH SHIT I GOT TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL.

 

[Ace of Spades]

"AH! You stabbed me!"

 

[Trippy Turtle]

I would say something to try scare them or confuse them. It wouldn't do much good but at least I get a little revenge. If I thought at all it might work I would tell him to at least make sure people know I died so I wouldn't lie in here for a few days.

 

[Sovereign _909]

Laugh as my conscious transfer to another clone body.

 

[thatcanadianguy]

pah. reading all these dramatic last lines. I don't recall giving ANY of you leave to die. BACK on your feet cowards!

 

[Shakomaru]

I hope this lets me got tiger!

 

[Prof. Monkeypox]

I know exactly what I'd do!


If I have no choice but to die, I may as well give the fucker nightmares for the rest of his life.

Edit: I suppose I should have expected this would already be up...

 

[aegix drakan_v1legacy]

I'd grab their arm to stop them leaving, draw some occult symbol on them in blood and chant a lovecraftian-style curse, while looking batshit insane. That should make them just about piss their pants.

....But no, really?

I'd probably just say "AAAAAUGH!!! WHAT THE !@#$ IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"

 

[Kurai Angelo]

Watch where you put that knife... I HAS TEH AIDS!!!!

 

[Febel]

I've been stabbed once before so I guess this time around it would be something like "Oh damn, not again" or possibly "At least it wasn't my girlfriend this time."

 

[Dutch 924]

"Huh, so that's what it feels like to die. Funny; I expected it to hurt."

Honestly, I'm so placid I wouldn't be bothered. Maybe try and pull the knife out and kill him, but that's about it.

 

[TheDarkKing]

I'm guessing I would say "WHAT THE HELL!?" and try to stop the bleeding...

 

[sdfgsdfgdfsg]

I would want to die with something like: "New Futurama sucks"

But I...just....preordered....Batman....*death*

Lol'd.

 

[Dutch 924]

"Just as Pinkie Pie planned!"

And the confusion on their face would make me die happy XD

Of course, if they've read some of the fan-made MLP comics out there, they would be traumatised by fear.

Haha, you're avatar is shufflin' to the music I'm listening to

 

[Drunkern_Hobo]

"With my last breath, I CURSE ZOIDBERG!!!"

 

[Mestraal]

Going for the reference angle 'The World Ends With...Me'
Although he'd probably assume I have a massive god complex or something.

Realistically?
I'd likely scream a little, or if I'm feeling manly say 'Ow, fuck, fuck, damn'.