You just got stabbed...
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grab knife, make sure its oriented to go between ribs, stab at heart or attacker.
then depending on where i was stabbed, try to stop the bleeding, or die. a normal stabwound wont kill you imediately. depends where it hits you. and with what the basterd stabbed you in the first place.
then depending on where i was stabbed, try to stop the bleeding, or die. a normal stabwound wont kill you imediately. depends where it hits you. and with what the basterd stabbed you in the first place.
Ninja'd.TeaBaggin said:
"Oh for fuck's sake, this again?"
In all seriousness, I have been (unsuccessfully) mugged and stabbed before. If possible, I'd do what I did the first time and punch him in the face.
I would probably say something like "Hi, how are you?" with my last breath in a way that he not only hears it, but every time someone else says that to him, he'll remember me and feel nervous.
Being a realist I'd say "Garghlehehahhghahlehh"
Than wither and die.
In all honesty though I got stabbed in the gut once and I managed to get to the hospital by myself. I passed out about 10 meters away from the entrance but it still counts!
Than wither and die.
In all honesty though I got stabbed in the gut once and I managed to get to the hospital by myself. I passed out about 10 meters away from the entrance but it still counts!
"Curse your sudden, but inevitable betrayal!"
Yes, I'm aware of the fact that it makes no sense in said context... however that's part of the point. It'll stick with him for a while, I'd imagine.
"Z0MG H4X" if I was in a particularly retarded mood.
Also, one wouldn't die in just a few(two or three) seconds even if one were to cut the arteries.
Granted, it'd be quick, but not that quick.
Yes, I'm aware of the fact that it makes no sense in said context... however that's part of the point. It'll stick with him for a while, I'd imagine.
"Z0MG H4X" if I was in a particularly retarded mood.
Also, one wouldn't die in just a few(two or three) seconds even if one were to cut the arteries.
Granted, it'd be quick, but not that quick.
I turn angrily to the attacker, look him dead in the eye, summon the breath for one last powerful projective scream...
"TWO GIRLS, ONE CUP, ONE FINGER, AND THE BME PAIN OLYMIPIIIIIIIIIICS!"
And then die.
Alternatively, if it hurts too much to breathe all the way in, you turn, give him turret-eye, and "I don't hate you."
"TWO GIRLS, ONE CUP, ONE FINGER, AND THE BME PAIN OLYMIPIIIIIIIIIICS!"
And then die.
Alternatively, if it hurts too much to breathe all the way in, you turn, give him turret-eye, and "I don't hate you."
I'd quickly turn on a stereo that would play "goodbye horses" and then say "would you fuck me? I'd fuck me."
I'm afraid that I shall be very busy with coughing blood and screaming to really say something meaningfull.