You just got stabbed...

[SonicKaos]

A random person just broke into whatever room you're currently in and stabbed you. Knowing that the wound will kill you within a few seconds, you have time to utter one sentance to the stranger before you die. What do you say?





Personally I think I'd try to leave a scar in the mind of the person. I'd look them in the eye and say something like "you better remember this face, because I'm going to haunt your ass for the rest of your damn life..." I don't think they'd forget that any time soon, and I'd probably be a bit intimidated if someone did the same to me.

 

[Akytalusia]

i've known my whole life what i would say to my killer. so this is a no brainer.
'Thank you.'

 

[Satin6T]

and it felt so good!
...
i mean
i aint got time to bleed

 

[Dorian6]

If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine

 

[Dimitriov]

I wouldn't say a damn thing, but with my last ounce of strength I would try to return the favour.

 

[Tonythion]

I'll be realistic

"ow...owww...OWWW YOU DAMN DOUCHE YOU EFFIN STABBED ME! Why the hell did you stab me?! I'LL KILL YOU!" Then promptly die.

Or you know if I was angry enough instead of shocked. "In hell, your ass is mine." then promptly die.

 

[Tartarga]

I would utter a pun of some sort. Unfortunately i'm not witty enough to come up with a knife based pun at the moment so i'll get back to you on that.

Edit: Wait, i've got it. I'll say "Well, it looks like you decided to get right to the point." and then I die. Then somewhere in the distance you hear a faint ba dum tish.

 

[Woodscare]

Do not be surprised if I come back to haunt you!

 

[MellowFellow]

I would say fuck you and then die. But if it was a girl that stabbed me, I would also try to cop a feel before I die.

 

[TeaBaggin]

"god damnit, Again!?"

 

[Tautology]

"When you least expect it some random person is going to find you, stab you, and watch you die."

 

[ChickenZombie]

Something along the lines "but I thought the carpet was green?"

They would never know...

 

[Clive Howlitzer]

If it weren't for my horse, I never would have spent that year in college.

 

[JoesshittyOs]

i've known my whole life what i would say to my killer. so this is a no brainer.
'Thank you.'

Well that was morbid.

OT: hmm...

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[Just_A_Glitch]

Probably something along the lines of...

"Ouch, you stabbed me. ************. Aaaagh... *death*."

Yeah, I'm being a realist.

 

[Bravo 21]

oh! "catch breath"-then i would proceed to try to staunch the blood flow, because its worth a shot. or desperately try to bludgeon him with a lamp, whichever should seem like a better idea at the time

 

[DJDarque]

I would look them dead (lol puns) in the eye and say "You shouldn't have done that. You'll see eventually." Leave them looking over their shoulder the rest of their life.

 

[emeraldrafael]

Someone just broke into the fourth floor of a hotel with has key card locks on the door? unlikely. Plus I have an OSHA standard med kit, so at worst I can treat myself enough to wait for a doctor.

so I kill the intruder and tell him to piss of then dress the wound and conitnue while I wait for the ambulance.