You just got stabbed...

[Twilight_guy]

"And this is the 8th time I died"

Actually I'd just grab the knife and stab him back while saying, "no, fuck you asshole"

 

[scorptatious]

"A man chooses... A slave obeys... OBEY!!!" *dies*

Alternatively: "Too bad you won't know where I keep my hidden stash..."

 

[Aiden Raine]

"Tucker.. I just wanted you to know.. I always hated you... I always hated you the most. HRNNNNNG bleeeeh......"

 

[Xeros]

"He killed me Mal, he killed me with a sword. How weird is that?"

 

[Kingme18]

"It's very knife..... to meet you."

 

[boyvirgo666]

I really liked this shirt...

 

[crudus]

"thank you. No pun intended".

Lets see how he deals with that one

 

[maxmanrules]

"You impaled me so hard"

At which point SOMEBODY has to spring around the corner and yell "Bow chicka bow wow"

 

[GreyKnight3445]

"aww son of a *****!"

 

[SkullKing84]

With every bit of what remains of my strength knock the attacker down and climb on top getting real close so the blood and spit would soak him/her... Just so i could insanely laugh like the Joker while choking on my own blood. Mentally damaging them forever.

 

[mikeybuthge]

"DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH A WINDOW COSTS?!?!?!"

 

[alandavidson]

"not again"

being stabbed is NOT fun.

Agreed.

I would then kill the stupid fuck who thought it was a good idea to stab me in the first place.

 

[BanicRhys]

I'd either say "fuck you" or "what the hell?" because I am not a depressing emo nor am I a person that would take solace in the fact that I said something "funny" before I died.

i've known my whole life what i would say to my killer. so this is a no brainer.
'Thank you.'

You are not the type of person I would be particularly fond of.

 

[loc978]

*fingers .45*
How the hell did he cross the room without me shooting him first?

Ah well. I say "ow" and shoot him.

 

[Fieldy409_v1legacy]

'OH WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?! AAAAHOMG IT HURTSITHURTSITHURTS!' and then pitiful sobbing as I die with the occasional swear word.

And likely youd be the same.

 

[Pat8u]

"What did I do?" and I would say it with a sad face to haunt him or if I was being realistic I would try to take the knife from him and fail

 

[The Virgo]

I would say, "That's okay, dude. At least I got to fuck your wife the other day, so fate ... evened ... things out. [dies]"

Make him wonder ...

 

[Ravenbom]

I'd go with Hunter S Thompson's suicide note: "Football season is over".



*Note - It's the title of his suicide note, not the last thing he ever said/wrote.

 

[LarenzoAOG]

"Thanks a million jackass!"

or

"My only regret... is that I was murdered."

 

[Nouw]

"I'm going to hunt you down in my next life as a spider!"

He/She wouldn't think much of it but the next time a spider bothers him, he'll be paranoid!