You know Video Games have ruined you when...

[RaeveSpam]

When you think it's much easier to jump down from the 4th floor and just unfold your parachute. Caught myself more than once believing I could do this. :/

 

[Suicida1 Midget]

Watching military movies on my history class, with each moment i make cod referances, like NOOOOOOB TUUUuuber....., yeah its bad. Or having dreams your the monitor from the halo forge, odd dreams, good maps.

 

[Bostur]

When you write a letter to your national tax bureau claiming that taxes are OP, and demanding that they be nerfed.

 

[Jedoro]

When you see a plane in the air and look for buildings to run into so you don't get killed by the AC-130.

True story.

 

[baddude1337]

When you can't even afford to pre-drink on a Friday night because you bought too many awesome titles.

 

[The Heik]

You're watching Death Wish and you have a moment of bewilderment when Charles Bronson guns down three thugs without looting their corpses for ammo.

You know games have ruined you when when this happens

 

[are.you.the.god.its.me.vader]

When you're in a dark room and immediately search for the pip-boy light.

 

[Rusty pumpkin]

When you watch a zombie film, pointing out to everyone who listens how you would do it.

 

[AdeptaSororitas]

You watch Aliens or Event Horizon and complain about how much they ripped off Dead Space and most FPS's.

 

[Dratis]

When you dream about the last game you were playing constantly.
When your main form of social interaction is electronical.
When you forget to buy food thinking the fridge will always be full.

 

[Chasing-The-Light]

When you work at a store somewhere and find yourself asking people, "what're ya buyin?"

When you see a mound of dirt and wonder how many blocks you could get from it.

... When you then punch it and expect to get a block.

 

[Legendairy314]

When you've done something terrible or said the wrong thing and your immediate thoughts are, "when was the last time I saved?"

PS: I do this ALL THE TIME.

 

[Ocealot]

When you've completed an increable feat and expect to hear the xbox achievement unlocked chime

 

[Continuity]

When on the rare occasions you turn your PC off you say 'shutting down' like the turrets in Portal.

Oh shit... I've so going to get that as a custom .wav for my PC.

 

[Toahne]

When you're more than 100 miles from home and think "I'll just reach into my bag and... Where's my hearthstone?"

When you've done something terrible or said the wrong thing and your immediate thoughts are, "when was the last time I saved?"

Also this.

 

[Continuity]

When on the rare occasions you turn your PC off you say 'shutting down' like the turrets in Portal.

Oh shit... I've so going to get that as a custom .wav for my PC.

I want to do that, but I wouldn't know where to start

http://serenity-blue.deviantart.com/art/Portal-Turret-Sound-Set-131045078

http://windows.microsoft.com/en-US/windows7/Change-computer-sounds

Took like 1 minute from deciding to do it to having it setup.

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

You walk up to your wardrobe of a morning and think of pressing e to open it.

 

[Top35]

When you realize someone else is in the house with you and so you sneak around Sam Fisher style to see if you can catch them by surprise. Also, you keep checking to see if Element Zero has been added to the periodic table.

 

[neonsword13-ops]

Whenever you are talking to your girlfriend and hear "Tactical Options Available" in your head.

 

[Kizi]

The best conversations between you and your best friend are about video games as an industry.