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norashepard

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You know you live in Austin, Texas when a cross dressing homeless man almost wins the mayoral election.
 

Sindwiller

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"You know you live in Germany, when praising the RAF is still socially acceptable"
Weeeelll, you know you live in Germany when there are neonazi murders happening and nobody gives a visible f*ck. It goes both ways, unfortunately. :(

Incidentally, you know you live in Switzerland (or Zurich for that matter), when there's a pasta restaurant chain that's named after an outdated slur for Italians and everybody's okay with it and finds it ironic. :p
 

robot slipper

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You know you live in England when you know exactly where every single pothole is on the way to and from work, and know exactly how far to steer to avoid them.
 

sageoftruth

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You know you live in Honduras when you run into someone who claims to not be Catholic, and you instantly assume he must be Chinese.
 

sageoftruth

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You know you live in Tokyo Japan when your friend has his necktie on backwards, but neither you nor anyone else in the city dares to tell him.

You know you live in Osaka Japan when you think the above is complete BS.
 

Gargant

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You know you're from Manchester when the three days it doesn't rain is known as 'summer'
When it's clearly still raining, even when it isn't
When people form outside your city refer to the rain as 'Manchester weather'
and when a well known band form the 90's (at least over here) releases a song about just how much it rains there...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFWP62EoU4g
 

sageoftruth

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You know you live in Massachusetts when:

The announcement of a Red Sox game always makes you either cheer or curse your rotten luck.

The local townie women sound like Marcus Phoenix
 

Da Orky Man

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You know you live in Wales when you can use an umbrella like an extension of your own arm.
 

generals3

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You know you live around Brussels when you never know if you should address a person in dutch or french.
 

snagli

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You know you live in The Netherlands when people around you speak Dutch. Man, that was easy.

Seriously though, you know you live in Amsterdam when a policeman gives you a light so you can smoke a joint. Some of you might have seen Bruce Bigalow: European Gigolo, where this exact thing happens. Well, they weren't exaggerating, that actually happens.
 

Karlaxx

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You know you live in Ohio when...
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I don't know, actually. Oh, wait!
You know you're in Ohio when an entertainer makes a crack about perscription drug abuse and all anyone says is "Well played, madam."