You know you live in [Blank] when [Blank]!

[sageoftruth]

You know you live in Tokyo Japan when your friend has his necktie on backwards, but neither you nor anyone else in the city dares to tell him.

You know you live in Osaka Japan when you think the above is complete BS.

 

[sageoftruth]

You know you live in St. Petersburg Russia when you have to pay the cops not to arrest you.

 

[Gargant]

You know you're from Manchester when the three days it doesn't rain is known as 'summer'
When it's clearly still raining, even when it isn't
When people form outside your city refer to the rain as 'Manchester weather'
and when a well known band form the 90's (at least over here) releases a song about just how much it rains there...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFWP62EoU4g

 

[sageoftruth]

You know you live in Massachusetts when:

The announcement of a Red Sox game always makes you either cheer or curse your rotten luck.

The local townie women sound like Marcus Phoenix

 

[Da Orky Man]

You know you live in Wales when you can use an umbrella like an extension of your own arm.

 

[generals3]

You know you live around Brussels when you never know if you should address a person in dutch or french.

 

[snagli]

You know you live in The Netherlands when people around you speak Dutch. Man, that was easy.

Seriously though, you know you live in Amsterdam when a policeman gives you a light so you can smoke a joint. Some of you might have seen Bruce Bigalow: European Gigolo, where this exact thing happens. Well, they weren't exaggerating, that actually happens.

 

[Karlaxx]

You know you live in Ohio when...
.....
I don't know, actually. Oh, wait!
You know you're in Ohio when an entertainer makes a crack about perscription drug abuse and all anyone says is "Well played, madam."

 

[Vicarious Reality]

Speaking of animals
You know you live in Sapmi when you see black garbage bags on sticks on the side of the road