'You Know You Play Too Many Videogames When...' Jokes

[DolphinWacker64]

You know you play too many video games when you watch a horror survival movie, the main character fires a few shots of thier gun, and you feel the strong impulse to press "x" to reload.

seriously, that happened to me last week.

Too much Left 4 Dead, i see

Indeed I'm not alone.

except the fact that the "B" button relods in Left 4 Dead.

 

[DolphinWacker64]

You know you play too many video games when you start an online thread to see if other people do the insane things you do to apply video game logic to the real world.

Cool! We got another escapist smartass here!

 

[Kellerb]

You know you play too many video games when you attempt to rez someone who has actually died.

You know you play too many video games when you try to kite a bear.

You know you play too many video games when think bald people are evil

You know you play too many video games when you see your key as a lethal wepon

 

[defcon 1]

You know you have been playing too many video games when you try to sneak around without getting caught and expect your enemies to be retarded.

 

[Duck Sandwich]

YKYPTMVW ....

- You get into a fight with someone and beat them, then wonder why they're not standing up in a daze so that you can finish them off in an extremely violent manner.

- You get into a fight with someone, and you crouch, crouch forward, walk a little bit, and then punch.

- You get into a fight with someone, and you request that they show you their moves.

- You refer to sex as "Spawning more overlords"

- You finish an intense workout and wonder why you don't hear any indication that you've leveled up

- You make plans to hang out with friends, but when they tell you that they're busy, you think to yourself, "They're lagging"

- You destroy your computer because you died from lag in Counter-Strike.

-You have perfected the art of the efficient jog, so that you can do so for extended periods of time.

Done that. Longest I've gone for is an hour, but then again, I was on a treadmill.

 

[TimeLord]

When a car is about to hit you and a window pops up saying: "Press X not to die".

 

[TimeLord]

You know you play too many video games when you watch a horror survival movie, the main character fires a few shots of thier gun, and you feel the strong impulse to press "x" to reload.

seriously, that happened to me last week.

Too much Left 4 Dead, i see

Indeed I'm not alone.

except the fact that the "B" button relods in Left 4 Dead.

Except if you playing it on a computer and using a pc playstation controller

 

[Miss.Sami]

You know you play too many video games when you have Call of Duty 4 flashbacks.

 

[Zersy]

You know you play too many video games when you die of forgetting to go for lunch

You know you play too many video games when you DON'T go on a Rampage

You know you play too many video games when you expect the person helping you to be worse then you at the job

You know you play too many video games when you start to hate video games

You know you play too many video games when you think you can survive in the army (You Can't)

You know you play too many video games when your eyes start getting heavy (LOL)

You know you play too many video games when you only have one game

You know you play too many video games when you think days are LONG in real life

(i guess most of those were pretty lame)

 

[Endangered Puma]

You know you've played too many video games when you try to stuff animals into small balls.

You know you've played to many video games when you take a pee break waiting for it to load when going somewhere new (unless it's the bathroom, then it just kinda forks onto the same road)

You know you've played too many video games if you can rarely feel a good adrenaline boost (Darn you TF2!!!!!!!)

 

[Beacon]

You know you play too many video games when:

You kick over a trash can and eat whatever food you find to regain health.

You're suspicious every time someone offers you cake.

When you yell "VOLT TACKLE!" to your hamster.

You win a fight with someone and you swear you can hear "Your health is low."

You expect people to stay in the same building for their entire life.

You have a Zombie Apocalypse Plan...Let's face it, we all do =D

You have the Triforce tattooed on you. (Yes, I do...)

(and finally my favorite)

You refuse to pick up lanterns, flashlights, pipes, planks of wood, or knives cause you know that's how it all starts...

 

[USSR]

"You know you play to many Video Games when you hear a random "boip" and you think you have gotten an achievement"

*This has happened to me waaay too many times ^^"

 

[P1p3s]

when you try to skip a boring conversation a la cut scene

 

[P1p3s]

You know you've played too many videogames when you call morbidly obese people 'boomer's

Edit: it doesn't help when you see them on a saturday night, vommiting on the sidewalk.

OMG Genius!

 

[Combined]

You know you play too many video games when you have Call of Duty 4 flashbacks.

Wait, that means that I've been playing too many games?

You know you play too many video games when you start to shoot anyone with a gasmask at long range, expecting to hit them very very accurately.

You know you play too many video games when the first thing you say when you anwser your phone is "No, Roman! I don't want to go bowling with you, okay!?"

 

[Marioninja1]

You know when you play too much video games you see Fable 2's emote's over people's heads( Yeah, that might have actually happened to me)

 

[Thaepheux]

You know you play too many video games when you kill a deer and begin searching through it's intestines for loot.

 

[HydraZulu]

Not videogames, but a few weeks ago i had to draw a storyboard for an animation me and a few friends were gonna do for a school project. I had to do this on paper, and i'm used to using Photoshop to draw, so every time i would make a mistake, id tap my fingers where the ctrl-z would have been had my hand been on a keyboard. I thought it was funny at first, but after a half hour or so, it dawned on me how pathetic that was. .

I do have the quicksave/load problem, though.

 

[sorry user name taken.]

you know when you played too many when games when you hijack a car and try to out run the police....

you know what you played too many games when you pack your shopping like tetris

...and try to run people with your trolly and try to out run the police...

 

[tront]

you know you play to many video games when you pull out your knife to run faster