'You Know You Play Too Many Videogames When...' Jokes

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you know when you played to many games when you use ''food'' to heal yourself from being run over

you know when you played to many games when everyone around you does all of the talk for you

 

[spuddyt]

You know you've been playing too many videogames when (only works for supreme commander): You start evaluating the local geography for mass reclaim value

 

[Llewen Ebag]

You know you play too many video games when you think about stealing something and escaping with the maximum speed setting.
You know you play too many video games when someone dies and you don't give a damn because they'll respawn.

 

[Gormers1]

When you wonder why you don't hear a zelda tune when you finally find the keys youve been looking for.

 

[Aiwen89]

When you refer to your age as your level.

 

[UberMore]

You know you play to many video games when:
-You start to think "If I crouch on these steps I can shoot that guy, then that one and still have time to reload before the next enemy sees me"

-You start to wish you lived in some of the games

-You start to think of perfect mash-ups of games and which bits you'd keep n get rid of

-You try to press triangle to change gun and shoot someone

-You think that L1 does all actions in life

-You imagine what having a keyblade would be like, nd then thinking who in society you'd kill first

-You start to refer to games in examples during real life

-You try to click the right mouse button to zoom in and get a better view

-You have a plan of where to go and what to do if zombies attack...even in places you don't live

-You try to walk through a door and forget to turn the handle

-You expect a star to appear in your upper right vision when you punch someone

-You start to believe you can do some of the things in games

-You think if you turn the light on and off that the bed will slide out and you can pick up some dynamite

-You try to change the voice settings of people to make them louder or quieter

-You wake up and for the first 5 minutes expect to hear "Team Deathmatch" and then alot of gunfire

 

[Zenode]

You know you play too many video games when
-You are in the dark and expect a zombie to attack you
-eating something and expecting a HUD to show your stats
-you think war would be AWESOME
-you get in a fight lose and expect to be respawned
-you hear something funny in game and use it in real life only to realize noone understands it

 

[Zephirius]

You...videogames when you think falling off a tower is totally survivable, as long as you are in a car.

 

[Bourne Endeavor]

Y.K.Y.P.T.M.V.G.W... (Thanks MM)

- someone starts talking to you and you complain about there being no Japanese VO option.
- you attempt to use a red stone on your dog hoping it will evolve.
- you wonder why the Government did not rely on a random group of teenagers to win the War on Terror.
- you believe the less you wear the higher your defense.
- you shout out the name of an attack then attempt to actually perform it (works for anime too)
- you decide upon a specific catch phase to use prior to every attack.
- you throw something at someone expecting auto aim to compensate for your lack of accuracy.
- you buy an assasult gun and wonder why there is no chainsaw attached to it.
- you go out and believe you are playing capture the flag, with your local Wal-Mart and K-Mart as the respective bases.

 

[Corpse XxX]

You know you play to many video games, when the teacher comes in to the classroom and you shout "Enemy spotted"..

You know you play to many video games, when in gymclass you take out your knife cause you think it will make you run faster..

 

[invitationofchaos]

Y.K.Y.P.T.M.V.G.W.............
- you think a quick-time button sequence will pop up in a fight
- running into a gunfight, you scream the contra code for 30 lives

 

[brtshstel]

When you go to sleep and dream about killing [insert antagonist enemy group] with the game's good weapon, and see it in first-person perspective complete with HUD.

 

[Weerez]

You know you play too many videogames when you try to find a subscription card for when you die, so that you can keep going. (Xbox Live joke)

 

[a7r0p05]

You know you play to much video games when your term paper is in 1337 speak.

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Psh, when its in Binary.

A friend of mine actually wrote a fifteen page reflective essay on his senior project in binary...then in 1337. He included a translation (to American English), though.

 

[ElephantGuts]

Someone's probably already said this but I'm not going through 4 pages to find it:

You know you've been playing too many videogames when a SWAT team raids your house.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

You know you play to many videogames when...

-you join the army only to find that you cant regenerate limbs and you think your buddy will respawn near the bunker.

-you murder somebody and stand on there corpse waiting for the loot to pop up.

 

[Speccr]

-You know you've played too many videogames when your girlfriend's pants have a low drop-rate

-You know you've played too many videogames when you hope your car has the Red Ring of Death so you dont have to go to work.

-You know you've played too many videogames when you name your computer Cortana

-You know you've played too many videogames when you try to put tusks on your "Warthog"

-When you get in trouble with your principal/boss and yell "YOU'LL NEVER DEFEAT ME, GANNONDORF!"

-When your butts numb for a week

-When you try to hold down RT to collect exp after winning a fight

-When you constantly check your wrist for your PIPBOY

 

[PandyBear]

You know you play too many video games when you Strafe round objects/people/charred remains, or you attempt a Jump-Duck (often followed by kneeing yourself in the face)

 

[Eldritch Warlord]

You know you play too many video games. . .

when the first thing you think of when touring a house is: "could use additional pylons."

if you're reading this because you're waiting on a respawn.

when you're vaguely disappointed by the lack of a triumphant jingle when you find the elusive object you've been searching for.

if you have multiple boxes of Cheez-its in the same room as your game console.

when you're fondest memory of youth is beating that one really hard boss.

when you constantly worry about spies sappin' ya sentries.

when you look at a somewhat high ledge and think: "I could probably make that with a grenade jump."

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