'You Know You Play Too Many Videogames When...' Jokes

[ZomgSharkz]

You know you play too many video games when after killing a bear you move onto the next one, after assuming the first one won't have the head, or blood, or organs you need.

You know you play too many video games when you hear someone coughing and you turn around saying, "Where the hell is that Smoker?!"

You know you play too many video games when you think you can take on twenty cops at once because, "if Niko Belic can do it why can't I?"

This one is a little different but oh well...

You know you're addicted to achievements when anytime you hear the noise telling you that you got a message or a friend is online you frantically start saying, "What achievement did I get? What did I do? Was that my 10,000 kill? I read over the achievements list and that wasn't one, maybe it was a secret one...holy crap holy crap....oh some idiot wants to be my friend....dang."

 

[KissofKetchup]

You know you play too many video games when you think that you're playing them in your sleep when in reality you're just dreaming.

That actually happens to me...

 

[Archemetis]

"You know you've been playing too many video games when you piss yourself because no one told you to use the toilet."

"You know you've been playing too many video games when you kick a child in the face, expecting that it won't take any damage."

"You know you've played too many video games when you're perplexed by the lack of inventory screen when going through your pockets."

"You know when you've played too many video games wehn you actually try to MINE for FISH."

 

[Useful Dave]

"You know you play too many video games when you try to bullettime your way through a game of rugby"

 

[DoW Lowen]

You know you've played too many video games when you expect some cash to fall out of the hooker you just shot.

 

[duckfi8]

you know you play to much video games when u see the sun come up....again

 

[CRAVE CASE 55]

When you turn off your 360 and still hear the achievement unlocked sound in your head.

 

[ninjapuma42]

you know you play too many video games wene you drive into a lamp post expexting to brake it and your car being spotless

or you crash trough a gate and expect the same thing

 

[FightThePower]

I know I've been playing too much Team Fortress 2 recently, I keep looking behind me at regular intervals.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

you know you've been playing to many video games when you just stand around with a guitar waiting for the circles to pop up

you know you've been playing to many video games when youyou try shooting pigeons for achievments and experience

 

[mr rofl]

You know you play to much video games when your term paper is in 1337 speak.

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Psh, when its in Binary.

01000100 01101111 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100101 01110110 01100101 01101110 00100000 01101011 01101110 01101111 01110111 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00111111

 

[roastbeefy]

You know you play too many video games when you're diagnosed with a terminal illness and...
shout UP, UP, DOWN, DOWN, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, B, A, START!
call the local church and ask the priest to give you a rez.
start carving a soulstone.
ask the doctor to take you to the nearest inn.
EDIT: you keep checking fountains for fairies.

You know you play too many video games when...

-you peer close at something and expect to see pixels.
-you can easily imagine "optimised for Windows 7.2" being written in a sunset.
-you know who Marth is.
-you have a knife sitting next to your keyboard.

I love Fire Emblem...

 

[elilupe]

you know you play too many videogames when you try to hold 10 different guns in your pocket.

 

[Clashero]

You play too many videogames when you know you can't die from a single shot, unless it's in the head.

You play too many videogames when you sit in the corner of the maternity ward of the hospital, spawncamping.

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

You know you play videogames to much when... Micheal Jackson

 

[Hazy]

You know you've been playing videogames to much when I somebody gets [insert bodily harm here] and your retort is "Pssh, I've seen worse on Mad World.."

 

[MMMATT]

You know you've played too many video games when that annoying co-worker comes over and you quickly click the "right bumper" to go into VATS.