You Know You've Been On The Computer For Too Long When...

[Dread_Reaper]

45. When you for a moment seriously consider driving headlong into a wall because you'll just respawn.

46. When you hear a dripping sound and realize you are drooling copiously onto your lap.

47. When your dick is so raw from jerking it that it looks like a beanie weenie after a weekend in the sun.

48. When people start calling you and legitimately asking if you're still alive.

49. When you start automatically envisioning every interesting thing you see as a Wikipedia article.

50. When you use the phrase "RL" in a non-ironic sense.

51. When you sit thinking of clever punchlines to add onto a list.

-Dread_Reaper

 

[The_Deleted]

52. You read through all of the above and totally 'get' it.

53. You talk to your friends about Yahtzee and no one else knows what you're talking about.

 

[Master Kuja]

54: You see this list and start thinking that some of these things are actually worth using in Real Life.

(Raises hand shamefully.)
I already say lol, and I'm going to start using Scroll Up, just for the entertainment value...

 

[godcomplex23]

55. you realize you haven't stopped eating in 2 weeks, you're spoken vocabulary has been narrowed down to Thanks mom! and Cheeseburger! You are beginning to resemble a tiny version of jabba the hut.

56. You are beginning to resemble Jabba the hut

57. You sound like Jabba the hut when asked to do simple tasks such as laundry or dishes.

58. you hire mercenaries to kill people who ask you to do laundry or dishes.

 

[darthsmily]

59. You have a toilet as your chair.
60. You filled up the toilet seat and now wear adult diapers.

 

[Sketchy]

61. When given a cheeseburger, you say, "I can haz cheezeburger?"

 

[Elurindel]

62. When you start to feel hungry in real life, whilst playing VTM Bloodlines, and begin randomly feeding on people to stop the hunger pangs.

63. When you start to feel hungry in real life, whilst playing VTM Bloodlines, and begin randomly feeding on people to stop the hunger pangs...and it actually works!

 

[Whiskyjakk]

64. The computer switches you off because it has got bored.

 

[Markness]

65. You start posting in forums about when you know you've been on the computer for too long when..

66. You dream you're living in a world populated by people wearing Master Chief suits.

67. You start wearing a master chief suit.

68. You have postponed the windows update restart 5 times or more, and you chose the remind me in four hours option.

 

[AlphaWolf13]

70. When you've clicked the "I'm still listening" button on Pandora for the 9th time...

(For those who don't know, it's a music listening site, and will stop playing music after one hour, if you do not interact on their website within that hour.)

 

[Nimbus]

It is impossible to use a computer for too long.

 

[Molts]

You try to press Ctrl - F when you lost your phone.

 

[dead_beat_slacker]

When you lose interest in porn.

 

[Duck Sandwich]

74: You call your friends and make plans to hang out, but they are busy, so you press F5.

 

[ProfessorLayton]

75: You make threads like this.

 

[KittywifaMohawk]

39. You hear dripping water and realize that you haven't been to the bathroom in twenty hours.
40. When you finally get to the bathroom, your pee is brown because you're dehydrated.

My friend did that, he didn't piss for 3 days(crazy, I know.) But he wasn't dehydrated, he just didn't feel like pissing.


I can't think of any right now. I'll try and get to you all.

 

[notyouraveragejoe]

When you see the start button and the task bar constantly at the bottom of your sight..

When you're in a lecture and try to mute.

 

[samsprinkle]

You say the word "save game" kill everyone and call bethesda when you can't load back...

 

[Incompl te]

79. You kill someone in real life and teabag them