You know you've been on the Escapist too long when...

[Barbas]

There's no goddamned honeycomb flavour left.

 

[FPLOON]

You're unintentionally quoting Archer...

 

[Barbas]

You've made a forum game.

 

[FPLOON]

Your legacy is a forum game...

 

[Barbas]

Forum games are the most important thing ever devised.

 

[FPLOON]

All you see is "..." between page numbers...

 

[Barbas]

You can read the algorithms.

 

[FPLOON]

You forgot you're in the PubClub...

 

[Barbas]

You don't remember where you left your bookmarks...

 

[FPLOON]

I forgot when you first started hating Internet Explorer...

 

[Barbas]

You find yourself worrying what it's going to do to you, and if you'll end up like a lot of the others.

 

[FPLOON]

You're not used to waiting... again...

 

[Barbas]

There's a girl in the garden...

 

[FPLOON]

There's an alligator in the Wendy's...

 

[Barbas]

McDonald's ran out of fish burgers and now it's time for you all to pay.

 

[FPLOON]

Your account's old enough to drink at a strip club...

 

[Barbas]

You're convinced that wanking should be considered the national pastime.

 

[FPLOON]

You found an acronym you can't understand right now...

 

[Barbas]

You spent too much R&R in the FG to pass an HT.

 

[FPLOON]

You've missed the fumigation date!