You know you've been on the Escapist too long when...

[Barbas]

You can totally lick your elbow.

 

[FPLOON]

You're wearing khakis unprovoked...

 

[Barbas]

You're bringing back plus-fours.

 

[FPLOON]

You remake a post...

 

[Barbas]

You can unmake toast...with your mind.

 

[FPLOON]

You can't stop the block!

 

[Barbas]

...But you might be able to crack the lock.

 

[FPLOON]

You "walked" with the dinosaurs...

 

[Barbas]

It is the sole reason for Fridays being tolerable.

 

[FPLOON]

Missing a day feels like missing a week...

 

[Barbas]

You've decided to try and pioneer a new forum.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

This site has taken all your ideas.

 

[Barbas]

You've lost a pint of blood without realizing.

 

[FPLOON]

That same thread from years ago is still active...

 

[Barbas]

You've defiled someone's profile.

 

[FPLOON]

It's your own life story in a forum-based memoir...

 

[Barbas]

You've done this for several lifetimes.

 

[FPLOON]

You just took care of those tabs! *groans*

 

[Barbas]

You associate groans with turtles humping.

 

[FPLOON]

You associate turtles humping with Mitch McConnell complaints...