You know you've been on the Escapist too long when...

[Barbas]

Rumours of your death are somewhat over-exaggerated.

 

[FPLOON]

Rumors of your existence are known throughout the usergroups...

 

[Barbas]

You've amassed a slave labour force number at least eleven minotaurs and a cyclops overseer.

 

[FPLOON]

Your most active Steam friends are from The Escapist...

 

[Barbas]

Your most active psychoses originated there as well.

 

[FPLOON]

You still don't hate everything internally...

 

[Barbas]

You've misplaced your organs.

 

[FPLOON]

It's was just as planned...

 

[Barbas]

There's hair on the ceiling again...

 

[FPLOON]

You used the blacklight...

 

[Barbas]

There are bees fucking everywhere.

 

[FPLOON]

Threads repeat themselves again...

 

[Barbas]

There's a squid in the garden.

 

[FPLOON]

I found ink in the 3D printer!

 

[Barbas]

Your translation chip has gone haywire. ZTOP. ZTOP. RRROTATE GUN.

 

[FPLOON]

You know which tabs to bring back...

 

[Barbas]

You've eaten most types of pasta.

 

[FPLOON]

There's not enough poll answers...

 

[Barbas]

You can make a best-selling young adult novel out of the thread titles on the first page of the forums.

 

[FPLOON]

You're never metaphorically hungry...