You know you've been on the Escapist too long when...

[FPLOON]

You don't beat the average...

 

[Barbas]

You no longer censor the K word, the J word, the three L words or the Q word.

 

[UltraDeth]

You're waiting for the call to save the day.

 

[Barbas]

You use floppies for school work storage.

 

[UltraDeth]

You're humming your favourite war cry

 

[Barbas]

Insufficient laughter is cause for murder.

 

[UltraDeth]

You're measuring your existence in play hours

 

[Barbas]

You've copped over 9 confirmed feels.

 

[UltraDeth]

You've pwned your way to the top

 

[Barbas]

...And had to stop...

 

[UltraDeth]

You know the wastelands by instinct

 

[FPLOON]

The kiss was real the whole time!

 

[Barbas]

The shart was even more real, terrifyingly.

 

[FPLOON]

Those strawberry fields were forever...

 

[Barbas]

The Monster Mash has become a graveyard smash again.

 

[UltraDeth]

You could do with some anarchy

 

[Barbas]

Forum Games are your go-to stress reliever after coffee.

 

[UltraDeth]

You can get some snacks, telepathically.

 

[FPLOON]

Danny boy got a new body...

 

[UltraDeth]

You're seeing dragons