You know you've been on the Escapist too long when...

[FPLOON]

You did it all for just a TV...

 

[UltraDeth]

You've reviewed your last coffee.

 

[FPLOON]

The fest was unexpected this time...

 

[UltraDeth]

No habla Espanol

 

[FPLOON]

No habla Ingles para que lastima sus hermanos...

 

[UltraDeth]

Ze Fuhrer est toht.

 

[FPLOON]

Even you agree that this site is dead?

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

You joined 8 years ago but still don't have 5000 posts.

 

[UltraDeth]

You've bogled your gander one too many times.

 

[Barbas]

There's a squid in the garden.

 

[UltraDeth]

The casserole is done.

 

[Barbas]

I've lost my onion peeling machine.

 

[FPLOON]

You confuse Miami Vice with the Miami Heat...

 

[UltraDeth]

You're listening to genres you didn't know you liked.

 

[Barbas]

You're going to turn this plane around and plow it into a school if another person asks for a moist towelette in that stupid voice.

 

[UltraDeth]

It's never too early for pizza.

 

[Barbas]

It's never too late for beans on toast.

 

[UltraDeth]

The laser beams have finally been installed.

 

[Barbas]

That mouse is playing golf - he's got tiny clubs and everything!

 

[UltraDeth]

You don't know the meaning of the word "gay".