You know you've been on the Escapist too long when...

[Barbas]

When you hallucinate that it's Christmas every weekend.

 

[UltraDeth]

You could've sworn you looked like your avatar

 

[Barbas]

That's Dave over there, you're sure of it.

 

[UltraDeth]

When discovered the eight dwarf

 

[Barbas]

You can levitate small bugs with your mind.

 

[UltraDeth]

You recognize a disaster by smell

 

[Barbas]

That eraser looks delicious.

 

[FPLOON]

It's a call to bear arms!

 

[UltraDeth]

You've kept record of all your best headshots

 

[Barbas]

You've been spending the last three years collecting ants for nefarious and undisclosed purposes.

 

[UltraDeth]

When you know something that rhymes with orange

 

[Barbas]

When you can turn lemonade into lemons!

 

[UltraDeth]

When you're responding in military lingo

 

[Barbas]

When Inigo won't stop screwing around in the bell tower.

 

[FPLOON]

The full statement has two "when"s in it...

 

[UltraDeth]

"Q" is a vowel

 

[FPLOON]

It's past your bedtime...

 

[Headsprouter]

You can't find your way to the loo.

 

[Barbas]

Dark is the night.

 

[UltraDeth]

You're insisting that you don't need humans anymore