You know you've been on the Escapist too long when...

[QuietCupOfTea]

When two of the forum games you used to love were locked two years ago... (Truth or False? and Versus game)

 

[Neonbob]

When you can't remember when you posted in a place other than forum games.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

When you loathe the auto-lock system.

 

[blue heartless]

When you don't know what the auto-lock system is.

As a matter of fact, should I be keeping up-to-date with site changes?

 

[Neonbob]

When you've had more than three pets during your stay here.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

When you try yet again to strike the match but will probably run dry.

 

[blue heartless]

When you go through a whole enlistment and EAS.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

When you see breathing.

 

[mParadox]

I don't like change. Why's there a v2? It looks so a e s t h e t i c

 

[Kae]

When you see Para return once more but don't expect to see him again because your own visits to the site are ridiculously infrequent.

 

[Marik2]

When you see russ pits take a leave of absence or something. And the escapist is still making the same mistakes.

 

[SckizoBoy]

When you look at posts... then avatars... then go WTF, that's Marik?! And then be completely not surprised.

Seriously, though, dude, nice avatar, an explanation would be nice (of the avatar, not of why you picked it, of course), nonetheless!

 

[Marik2]

When you look at posts... then avatars... then go WTF, that's Marik?! And then be completely not surprised.

Seriously, though, dude, nice avatar, an explanation would be nice (of the avatar, not of why you picked it, of course), nonetheless!

Shes a 19 year old camwhore who is making thousands of dollars out of beta cucks. I chose that avatar since it's the embodiment of everything retarded, bad, asinine, and gross on the internet.

 

[Neonbob]

When your stay on the site has spanned more than two computers.

 

[SckizoBoy]

Shes a 19 year old camwhore who is making thousands of dollars out of beta cucks. I chose that avatar since it's the embodiment of everything retarded, bad, asinine, and gross on the internet.

One word: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssshhhhh...!

But yeah... sort of regret asking now...! -_-

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

When this is still your homepage (v1 forums)

 

[Neonbob]

When you heave a deep sigh before loading up the home page.

 

[Marik2]

You really just see moviebob stuff.

 

[Neonbob]

When the porch for old users of the site has fallen to decay.

 

[Marik2]

When you still see nuke the whales avatar