You Meet an Escapist IRL...

[Charli]

No one knows who I am and it's staying that way!

 

[BlumiereBleck]

I'd like to meet up with members if Escapist Past, people like Hub or Furburt. But I'd like to meet DivineMissBee or Snootyenglishmen if given the chance.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

DELETED

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Well, 8 pages and no mention...

I will never be mentioned! Prove me wrong, Escapists! Prove me wrong!

[small]Pretty please[/small]

Gee, that TheNamelessGuy.

He's a great guy.

I wonder if he knows anyone I should meet IRL

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

DELETED

 

[Carbonyl]

-Snip-

Can I be the super OP one that gets conveniently displaced during big fights so I don't end it in one punch?

I would say yes, but that little stunt in the OP has cost you that privilege.

You can be Hawkeye.

Nobody likes Hawkeye.

I like Hawkeye!

Man, I want to meet all the Brovengers. We would have the most absurd party in the history of parties, and after that I have no idea what we would do. As long as I got to keep all my organs, clothes, and clean criminal record, I am up for whatever shenanigans we can conceive of.

Don't worry Carb. I was going to harvest Hazy's kidneys, not yours.

Oh yeah sure that sounds like a good idea I... wait what?

Don't worry! We'll only take one, I'm really good at dissection, I'll probably be just as good at vivisection!

I won't be able to get normal anesthetic though, how do you feel about chloroform? We'll buy you ice cream afterwards, so it's not all bad!

What sort of person do you think I am?! You better throw some Tequila in with that chloroform or no deal!

You can have all the tequila and ice cream you want! It's an organ harvesting party! We'll put a party hat on you so you can partake in the festivities even while unconscious!

Can I get a party horn? I want a party horn... my laboured, gasping breaths will set it off

Do you want tequila in your party horn?

Do I ever?! How do I sign?!

I mean I won't be able to drink it as I'll probably be dead but now's not the time to be a party pooper

No, we put the tequila down the party horn before we put you under (to soften the pain) and mix in some antibiotics (to stop infection), then we chloroform you and do the surgery. I will make sure your insides are mostly in tip-top shape before I close you up and put Novocain all around the site for when you wake up. You won't feel a thing. Don't worry!

Good to know I'm in safe hands. You're not my internet doctor for nothing, you know!

I am highly capable and always prepared to half-ass any medical procedure. With time to prepare, there is a decent chance that you will come out completely unharmed.

Just how decent are we talking here? I was gonna place a few bets

At least 73% chance of survival! I'm just that good!

73%?! That's almost 74%! Remind me again why you don't have a medical license? It's baffling!

Because medical licenses are for sissies who let The Man and The Law keep them down! I'm freelance.

 

[Carbonyl]

That's just....adorable!

This will work just as well.


It's just as inappropriate!

I have to get into a groove to really get into the surgery mood! I can explain everything when he wakes up, in graphic detail, it's all quite fascinating!

The funk will be assisting you in surgery then!

Let's all do the surgery dance!

With Fillion in spirit of course!

I will dance in the style of my Swedish ancestors!
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m521fd5bM01qf6m81o2_1280.jpg

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

I will dance in the style of my Swedish ancestors!
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m521fd5bM01qf6m81o2_1280.jpg

*GASP*

A fellow viking?

No wonder we always have the blood lust!

Although, I'm more Finnish and Norweigen than Swedish, but still!

 

[deathninja]

I'd probably walk straight past Root [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/The_Root_Of_All_Evil] without realising.

 

[Random Argument Man]

If I posted more often like I used to, I would probably be angry that no one mentionned me. Only one phrase would be uttered out...

However, lack of posting tends to give you this type of disapointment. If I had to meet someone, it would be you, you and you...but not you.

 

[Carbonyl]

*GASP*

A fellow viking?

No wonder we always have the blood lust!

Although, I'm more Finnish and Norweigen than Swedish, but still!

Viking solidarity!
I have so many cousins named Olaf, I can't even. And every single one of them is fucking pretty and strapping and muscled. My cousin Matthias can lift a tractor, the Swedes are not to be fucked with.

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

*GASP*

A fellow viking?

No wonder we always have the blood lust!

Although, I'm more Finnish and Norweigen than Swedish, but still!

Viking solidarity!
I have so many cousins named Olaf, I can't even. And every single one of them is fucking pretty and strapping and muscled. My cousin Matthias can lift a tractor, the Swedes are not to be fucked with.

Nor us Finns.

We are the shit at sniping! >

My Grandpa was Finnish and was teaching me the language, d'oh well.

 

[Panzer_God]

I've been away from my second home for far too long to know any of you people. (Posted in like 4 threads in the last two years, but was all over the place the year before that). Someone tell me why I should want to meet them, and then I will pick that one.

 

[lukey94]

Doesn't matter who I meet I'd:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhTqZ7pqdhY[/youtube]

 

[bobmus]

TheBobmus [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/TheBobmus]

Ummm Standokan or The Bobmus I guess. The only two I have ever had a conversation with that wasn't started by pointing out how dumb my post was.

Two whole individual mentions. Well that came out of nowhere!

Well, aside from my benevolent mentioners, my answer would probably involve quite a few of the awesome people I chat to:
Daystar
Hazy
Binnsyboy
Matthew94
shrekfan246
Fappy
Frappe
Topaz
Fiz
Carbonyl
Kungfu
dvs bstrd
BreakfastMan
Twinkle
namlessguy
Evil Smurf
TizzytheTormentor
Canape
Powereaver

Yeah - weep in your mediocrity as I namedrop everyone you love.

 

[Evil Smurf]

TheBobmus [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/TheBobmus]

Ummm Standokan or The Bobmus I guess. The only two I have ever had a conversation with that wasn't started by pointing out how dumb my post was.

Two whole individual mentions. Well that came out of nowhere!

Well, aside from my benevolent mentioners, my answer would probably involve quite a few of the awesome people I chat to:
Daystar
Hazy
Binnsyboy
Matthew94
shrekfan246
Fappy
Frappe
Topaz
Fiz
Carbonyl
Kungfu
dvs bstrd
BreakfastMan
namlessguy
Evil Smurf
TizzytheTormentor
Canape
Powereaver

Yeah - weep in your mediocrity as I namedrop everyone you love.

*weeps with joy* Same here Bobmus

 

[bobmus]

Evil Smurf

*weeps with joy* Same here Bobmus

ermergerd erm ser perperler

Yay for mutual appreciation!

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

TheBobmus [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/TheBobmus]

Ummm Standokan or The Bobmus I guess. The only two I have ever had a conversation with that wasn't started by pointing out how dumb my post was.

Two whole individual mentions. Well that came out of nowhere!

Well, aside from my benevolent mentioners, my answer would probably involve quite a few of the awesome people I chat to:
Daystar
Hazy
Binnsyboy
Matthew94
shrekfan246
Fappy
Frappe
Topaz
Fiz
Carbonyl
Kungfu
dvs bstrd
BreakfastMan
namlessguy
Evil Smurf
TizzytheTormentor
Canape
Powereaver

Yeah - weep in your mediocrity as I namedrop everyone you love.

Aww... Thanks Bobmus![footnote]I totally didn't ruin your name. YOU SAW NOTHING![/footnote]

Right back at cha bro!

 

[bluerocker]

I'd pick my buddy [user]Disasterchild[/user]. We've PMed one another, and have become good buddies through an RP. It would be nice to meet the guy and hang out over pizza or sushi.

 

[Innegativeion]

Meeting anybody who uses this forum would be extraordinary in and of itself.

Eh, I guess I really don't care who, exactly.

[sub]I'm not boring, I'm just tired. Shut up [/sub]