I take your butter and raise you flour (see what it did there) but serious flour is horrible to touch. Cotton wool would be the sameNouw said:
You must change a paradise into a hell, by changing one thing...
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Yes, hell is indeed Scotland. Well, not all of it (vast stretches really are rather scenic), just the Glasgow-y bits.shootthebandit said:
And as for your elevator music suggestion...
...As in, to replace the music. I think the jingle at the end really sells it.
Give everyone the ability to read minds.
Second choice would be to put myself in charge so that I could make a series of more precise "adjustments."
Second choice would be to put myself in charge so that I could make a series of more precise "adjustments."
Randomly select about 40% of the stuff people could do (mathematically possible even with infinite options before I get called on that). Get a bunch of angels or whatever to give people sad reproachful looks whenever they choose to do one.
At first this'll make people feel a nagging guilt over stupid things, but over time this will build into resentment and rebellion, and because it is so arbitrary people will learn to ignore their guilt and slowly become increasingly narcissistic and nasty in their dealings with each other. Then they'll make their own hell.
Damn, I'm evil.
At first this'll make people feel a nagging guilt over stupid things, but over time this will build into resentment and rebellion, and because it is so arbitrary people will learn to ignore their guilt and slowly become increasingly narcissistic and nasty in their dealings with each other. Then they'll make their own hell.
Damn, I'm evil.
Every time you sneeze or cough you crap your pants. Or you only get a random number of times to have sex or masturbate before you lose all feeling in your sexual organs. You still want and need sex but you feel nothing when you do it. Your favorite foods are all you can eat, ever! That would get old really fast.
I would ruin paradise by having it be uncomfortably hot and sticky all the time. Not dangerously hot, just very uncomfortable.
This song
playing in everyone's head 24/7, depriving anyone of sleep.
Also, you breathe in through your mouth, but breathe out of your ass, therefore everyone is farting all the time.
playing in everyone's head 24/7, depriving anyone of sleep.
Also, you breathe in through your mouth, but breathe out of your ass, therefore everyone is farting all the time.
Or just a tad too cold, like where you are constantly on the edge of shivering but not quite. That would be my hell, I like it hot but I hate being cold.White Lightning said:
You monster! 0.0 Simple yet undeniably cruel! However...Really Offensive Name said:
That could easily enough be "fixed". Put oil lanterns under everywhere smoke alarm to stop them from ever going off. Or heck, just turn them all off. The problem has been reduced to "we can't have smoke alarms anymore" which would be terrible but not hell.Really Offensive Name said:
I can't think of any suggestion that tops this one;
That sounds awful and there would be no escape. Even if you coated your ass in sugar I doubt it would help much... never in my life did I think I'd offer that sentence as a semi-valid suggestion...CpT_x_Killsteal said:
every day, at a random time, you get a bucket of spiders dumped on you. nobody else notices the spiders and simply thinks you're crazy. also everyone else is crazy and complaining about random spider paranoia, although you don't quite believe them, you've only ever noticed the spiders on yourself...
I would make all the air on the island Scarecrows fear gas. It would cause everyone to suffer from mental breakdowns.