You must change a paradise into a hell, by changing one thing...
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Give everyone the ability to read minds.
Second choice would be to put myself in charge so that I could make a series of more precise "adjustments."
Second choice would be to put myself in charge so that I could make a series of more precise "adjustments."
Randomly select about 40% of the stuff people could do (mathematically possible even with infinite options before I get called on that). Get a bunch of angels or whatever to give people sad reproachful looks whenever they choose to do one.
At first this'll make people feel a nagging guilt over stupid things, but over time this will build into resentment and rebellion, and because it is so arbitrary people will learn to ignore their guilt and slowly become increasingly narcissistic and nasty in their dealings with each other. Then they'll make their own hell.
Damn, I'm evil.
At first this'll make people feel a nagging guilt over stupid things, but over time this will build into resentment and rebellion, and because it is so arbitrary people will learn to ignore their guilt and slowly become increasingly narcissistic and nasty in their dealings with each other. Then they'll make their own hell.
Damn, I'm evil.
Every time you sneeze or cough you crap your pants. Or you only get a random number of times to have sex or masturbate before you lose all feeling in your sexual organs. You still want and need sex but you feel nothing when you do it. Your favorite foods are all you can eat, ever! That would get old really fast.
I would ruin paradise by having it be uncomfortably hot and sticky all the time. Not dangerously hot, just very uncomfortable.
This song
playing in everyone's head 24/7, depriving anyone of sleep.
Also, you breathe in through your mouth, but breathe out of your ass, therefore everyone is farting all the time.
playing in everyone's head 24/7, depriving anyone of sleep.
Also, you breathe in through your mouth, but breathe out of your ass, therefore everyone is farting all the time.
Or just a tad too cold, like where you are constantly on the edge of shivering but not quite. That would be my hell, I like it hot but I hate being cold.White Lightning said:
You monster! 0.0 Simple yet undeniably cruel! However...Really Offensive Name said:
That could easily enough be "fixed". Put oil lanterns under everywhere smoke alarm to stop them from ever going off. Or heck, just turn them all off. The problem has been reduced to "we can't have smoke alarms anymore" which would be terrible but not hell.Really Offensive Name said:
I can't think of any suggestion that tops this one;
That sounds awful and there would be no escape. Even if you coated your ass in sugar I doubt it would help much... never in my life did I think I'd offer that sentence as a semi-valid suggestion...CpT_x_Killsteal said:
every day, at a random time, you get a bucket of spiders dumped on you. nobody else notices the spiders and simply thinks you're crazy. also everyone else is crazy and complaining about random spider paranoia, although you don't quite believe them, you've only ever noticed the spiders on yourself...
I would make all the air on the island Scarecrows fear gas. It would cause everyone to suffer from mental breakdowns.
During your stay at this place you will have a feeling that you are being watched, when you turn around you will either see:
Nothing: 40%
A man in black: 20%
Two men in black: 10%
A creepy looking clown: 10%
Camera person: 5%
Children with creepy smiles: 15%
But no one will believe you when you tell them and you won't believe them when they tell you.
Or
A constant scent of burnt toast.
Nothing: 40%
A man in black: 20%
Two men in black: 10%
A creepy looking clown: 10%
Camera person: 5%
Children with creepy smiles: 15%
But no one will believe you when you tell them and you won't believe them when they tell you.
Or
A constant scent of burnt toast.
A variation of the Midas touch. Everything a person's body comes into contact with other than themselves or the ground turns to urine with a high ammonia content. Doing this to at least 5 kilograms of solid matter grants their body the materials and nutrients it needs to function for the next 6-8 hours.
Before long, this heaven becomes a nasty wet wasteland filled with recluses that destroy all they touch, and poison the ground as they do so.
Before long, this heaven becomes a nasty wet wasteland filled with recluses that destroy all they touch, and poison the ground as they do so.
Got two.
Delete alcohol from the universe. People still remember it, what it is and how it used to taste. But there is no way to get your hands on a glass.
Second, everyone is forced to be a vegetarian, punishable by death if you do eat meat.
Delete alcohol from the universe. People still remember it, what it is and how it used to taste. But there is no way to get your hands on a glass.
Second, everyone is forced to be a vegetarian, punishable by death if you do eat meat.
