Well....this isn't very difficult
I'm an American (Minnesota to be precise)
Mexico: Terribly poor country with a fairly corrupt government and a drug war that is killing thousands.
Canada: Just like America except a little bit more French and has Universal Health Care
Shit, I could hope into my car and be in Canada by the end of the day if I wanted to. See you in Canada eh.
Silly Canada joke time! "So I was looking through the history book and saw that it's supposed to be called CND. However, every time someone asked how to spell it, Canadians would say C eh N eh D eh! and the name stuck!