You now have three no strings attached wishes.

[Not G. Ivingname]

You've managed to stumble across the only genie in the world who won't try to trick you. When he grants a wish, he does it right. This is the ultimate fantasy fulfillment opportunity. You don't even have any rules to follow, except of course for the typical "You cannot wish for more wishes, other genies, or the like" one.

So, what do you wish for?

Me, I wish for-

1. Shapeshifting- and I mean full body duplication. If I become an elephant, I have the strength of an elephant.
2. Teleportation. So many times that I've needed this power.
3. The ability to reincarnate into a form of my choice, complete with my current memories, upon death.

1. Godhood.

Who needs more wishes meer mortals?

NOW KNEEL BEFORE ME! YOUR GOD DEMANDS NACHOS! D:<

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

You've managed to stumble across the only genie in the world who won't try to trick you. When he grants a wish, he does it right. This is the ultimate fantasy fulfillment opportunity. You don't even have any rules to follow, except of course for the typical "You cannot wish for more wishes, other genies, or the like" one.

So, what do you wish for?

Me, I wish for-

1. Shapeshifting- and I mean full body duplication. If I become an elephant, I have the strength of an elephant.
2. Teleportation. So many times that I've needed this power.
3. The ability to reincarnate into a form of my choice, complete with my current memories, upon death.

1. Godhood.

Who needs more wishes meer mortals?

NOW KNEEL BEFORE ME! YOUR GOD DEMANDS NACHOS! D:<

edit:

1.) Godhood
All powers and perks you can think of. (Including unlimited knowledge).
I also plan to spend that time making the world a better place for damn near everyone, everywhere.

2.) No one else could ever wish for Godhood.

3.) No one else could wish that I be stripped of my Godhood.


Stole the last two from NEREVAR117, but they seem like a pretty nice fail-safe.

NO! MY ULTIMATE POWER! DX

Hmm...

I got it!

2. I wish I had a time machine that I can use to kill Brutal Peanut before s/he wishes for Godhood, and ultimatically lands on anybody who tries to wish for Godhood or the stripping of my Godhood/my death/death of some ancestor of mine/some random person that made sure my ancestors made the line of ancestors that made sure I existed/stopping some event that made sure any of my ancesters had sex/alternation of my families line so my genes would be slightly different so that "me" isn't the current evil me.

3. NOW I WISH FOR GODHOOD!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Brutal Peanut]

edit:

1.) Godhood
All powers and perks you can think of. (Including unlimited knowledge).
I also plan to spend that time making the world a better place for damn near everyone, everywhere.

2.) No one else could ever wish for Godhood.

3.) No one else could wish that I be stripped of my Godhood.


Stole the last two from NEREVAR117, but they seem like a pretty nice fail-safe.

NO! MY ULTIMATE POWER! DX

Hmm...

I got it!

2. I wish I had a time machine that I can use to kill Brutal Peanut before s/he wishes for Godhood, and ultimatically lands on anybody who tries to wish for Godhood or the stripping of my Godhood/my death/death of some ancestor of mine/some random person that made sure my ancestors made the line of ancestors that made sure I existed/stopping some event that made sure any of my ancesters had sex/alternation of my families line so my genes would be slightly different so that "me" isn't the current evil me.

3. NOW I WISH FOR GODHOOD!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I well....I just......oh go on and take it. Crazy.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

edit:

1.) Godhood
All powers and perks you can think of. (Including unlimited knowledge).
I also plan to spend that time making the world a better place for damn near everyone, everywhere.

2.) No one else could ever wish for Godhood.

3.) No one else could wish that I be stripped of my Godhood.


Stole the last two from NEREVAR117, but they seem like a pretty nice fail-safe.

NO! MY ULTIMATE POWER! DX

Hmm...

I got it!

2. I wish I had a time machine that I can use to kill Brutal Peanut before s/he wishes for Godhood, and ultimatically lands on anybody who tries to wish for Godhood or the stripping of my Godhood/my death/death of some ancestor of mine/some random person that made sure my ancestors made the line of ancestors that made sure I existed/stopping some event that made sure any of my ancesters had sex/alternation of my families line so my genes would be slightly different so that "me" isn't the current evil me.

3. NOW I WISH FOR GODHOOD!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I well....I just......oh go on and take it. Crazy.

Very good mortal

Have a cookie.

*Hands Brutal peanut a cookie.

 

[GLo Jones]

I was kind of expecting everyone to more or less go for superpowers or wealth, and I wasn't wrong.

I'd go for:
- Immortality (implying total invulnerability to harm)
- Shapeshifting (total control of my form, including what materials I'm made from, without ever affect my consciousness)
- Telekinesis (including the ability to move myself, and potentially fly)

 

[BristolBerserker]

I would just use one. I would wish for the power to grant my own wishes then I could wish for anything I wanted whenever I wanted.

 

[lordvader77]

1. Conjuration (conjure any object)
2. Teleportation (with clothes)
3. Time Control. Period.

i think that pretty much covers everything.

 

[Marcus Kehoe]

1.Power of persuasiveness, able to talk people into anything and make them tell complete truth
2.Ability I heal anybody I touch
3.Go slap the crap out of Adam and Eve and make sure they don't eat the damn apple.
In all fairness I'll say the 3rd isn't allowed, Ability to control gravity or things, telekinesis.