You now have three no strings attached wishes.

[Jedoro]

1. Access to the universe's Console and debugging tools.
2. Access to the universe's world editor.

These are my first two, and...

3. Free the Genie, because I'm a wonderful person.

this is my third. I can make anything else happen with those first two, and the third as a thank you to the one who gave me the power.

 

[ghostrider9876]

The power to bend reality to my every whim.

Basically, I can grant my own wishes, whenever I wish them, whether I want to or not.

And then... er... a sandwich and some soda, I suppose.

This would be my wish, too. It covers all the bases.

If for some reason this isn't acceptable...

1) The Golden Ticket from Last Action Hero, with the condition that I and only I can control it (i.e. nobody can steal it from me and it doesn't do anything autonomously). Imagine what you could do if you could step into the universe of any movie/TV show, live there, hang out with the characters, take anything you wanted back to the "real" world...

2) All of Harry Dresden's magical powers with none of the drawbacks, which would be incredibly cool.

3) As some others have said, invincibility/immortality, such that I'll only die when I finally get bored and will myself to.

 

[KingofallCosmos]

-Kylie Minogue
-infinite amount of weed
-...no, I'm good

 

[OctoH]

1. The ability to stop time
2. Professional success at whatever I do
3. For my friends and family to all have good lives

 

[Kreett]

1. My friend's foreign girlfriend is teleported with all her things to his house (a deal ive made)
2. Me and my other friend and me is teleported to Equestria as ponies.
3. I wish for the genie to be free.

 

[JesterRaiin]

You now have three no strings attached wishes.

1. Happiness for all people.
2. Luck for all people.
3. No more evil.

Yea, that would do.

 

[HyperDalek]

What would I wish for...

1. My love to exist (oh hush I miss her)
2. Plasmids
3. A really really good gaming computer

Happiness achieved.

 

[Wintermoot]

1. infinite money
2. immortality with ability to die
3. infinite wishes. with the first wish being that we have advanced space travel.

 

[IamLEAM1983]

1. a stable, decent job I can't lose no matter what;
2. enough funds so I never have to worry about money for the rest of my life, but still not enough to allow me to stop working. Work keeps me sane, see;
3. peace on Earth. Or at least the guarantee that jingoistic flag-wavers will never again be holding the steering wheel, both here and in the US.

 

[Sylvine]

Welfare, health, and happiness for everyone, forever. 'cause that would include me, obviously, and would leave me happy - so I wouldn't miss any other, more directly selfish wishes.

Yeah, it's boring. But it would be awesome.

~Sylv

 

[Starik20X6]

1- Dr. Manhattan's superpowers
2- The ability to grant said powers to anyone else (and remove them if necessary)
3- Control over the flow of time

 

[Helmholtz Watson]

-That I could obtain divinity (so that mean I could make myself immortal, and I could create aliens)
-That all religions were true and all the Gods that are worshiped existed
-That all major myths/superstitious beliefs were true.

Yep, that would be a fun world to live in

 

[Joccaren]

"You cannot wish for more wishes

Ok then, I'll wish for...

, other genies,

FUUUUUUUUUUUU!
How about...

or the like"

...
You just had to cut it all off there didn't you?

Very well, as I now have to make a legitimate wish without exploiting loopholes...

1. Immortality in every sense of the word with the ability for me to end it at any time I so wish, albeit with a week delay between ending it and me becoming mortal in case I have a really bad day or something. In that period, I can change my mind and keep my immortality.
2. Complete control over all the forces of the universe. Aww yeah, I went there. Basically God now? What can I do to top this...
3. NOTHING! So instead I'll wish for some fun for myself in the world. My third wish is that Oblivion and all its Daedric Lords are real, and that a few portals open up in remote parts of the world. Then I'll just pop across and say hi to Shoegorath. We'll have a Mad time together AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (You get the point).

 

[Phoenixlight]

-Infinite wishes ^_^
-A small box that would spawn £1,000.00 inside every day.
-To end poverty around the world and at the same time to project the understanding that having more than 2 children hurts the planet and is a bad idea.

 

[gbemery]

1. a cure for my girlfriend's cancer
2. the nullification of all my debts
3. the knowledge and understanding to succeed at what ever I do.

 

[Epicspoon]

-Infinite wishes ^_^
-A small box that would spawn £1,000.00 inside every day.
-To end poverty around the world and at the same time to project the understanding that having more than 2 children hurts the planet and is a bad idea.

that small box thing? why not exchange it for a box that has whatever you're thinking about inside it?

 

[Blue Hero]

1.) Immorality.
2.) The ability to survive anywhere. Space, bottom of the ocean, whatever. I don't need no damn oxygen.
3.) A room full of dead bodies that never rot. I don't want dead people to stink up my house.

 

[CleverCover]

1. To be so filthy rich, the billionaires are jealous
2. world peace
3. Genie's freedom

Yeah, that just about sums up the most important things.

 

[DrRockor]

1. enough money to only work because i want to
2. there to be no insects in the world with no ecological ramifercations (probably spelt that wrong)
3. shapeshifting