You only have 15 minutes left in your life... What will you do with it?

[Random Argument Man]

Probably set my university on fire since they decided another condition for returning into my degree WHICH MAKE LITTLE SENSE... (anger is coming out....o...k...fine).

I'm in a french university and I'm trying to become a teacher. You must have an average of 2.6 in french before the end of your 3rd year. Sadly, I ended up with a 2.1, but I changed that to a 3.0 (An A and a B+). I applied to transfer back into education and they just called me this morning to tell me that they added a new condition. You must past a french test which contains 9 tasks which you must do 75% on each of them. Just to add insult to injury, you can only pass this test once per semester. I'm already 2 years late because of me getting the boot last year. This just fucked up my life for another year.

 

[Sion_Barzahd]

Write prophetic sounding messages on my walls and perhaps try getting revenge on my evil neighbour.

 

[Stasisesque]

Oh sure, pick the 15 minutes while I'm sick and haven't been physically capable of eating solid food for a week. I can barely even speak. Worst 15 minutes ever.

 

[DesiPrinceX09]

I'll just take a 15 minute nap followed by a permanent sleep.

 

[LuckyClover95]

Pray, smash shit up, have seeex.

 

[Cheesus333]

Bizarrely, my immediate response to this was "punch a duck in the face!"

Apparently I don't like ducks.

But realistically I'd probably freak out and panic, then run away and get lost, and then die.

 

[LarenzoAOG]

Open-mouth kiss the first attractive women I come across and sing and dance in the streets.

 

[Fenra]

Get "At Least I Survived the May 2011 Apocalypse!" tattood in giant letters on my body.

 

[Hal10k]

In the words of Isaac Asimov, "Type faster."

 

[Chicago Ted]

Probably use it to complain how overdone these "You have X minutes to live" threads are.

 

[triggrhappy94]

If you think about it, there's no reason to do anything but make a will and say goodbye.

 

[The Stonker]

Haven't there been thousands of threads like these?


I of course would fap.

 

[Tiger Sora]

Say my good byes. Murder my 2 brothers for being dicks for years. Than really wish I had an hour so I could listen to the entire soundtrack of this movie (48 min of music) I absolutely love. Than die an angry death because I couldn't listen to all the songs and I'm a dramatic bastard.

 

[standokan]

I´d accept it like a man, that would mainly mean mastrubating yes.

 

[Sansha]

Honestly?

Start as many fires as I possibly could. Gasoline, matches, houses. Lux lucus ut ***** sursum!

 

[teebeeohh]

draw satanic symbols on my walls with the blood of my roommate after i slit his throat.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Start posting my death on all my online accounts, so that I can get a solid funeral turnout.

No, really. That's what I'd do.