You only have 15 minutes left in your life... What will you do with it?

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ToastiestZombie

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Run into the street naked whilst giving the middle finger to anyone and everyone after that I would unzip...
 

Seagoon

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nick a whole load of money from my sister run down to the bp shop and buy everything! I don't want to die on an empty stomach!
 

Kenjitsuka

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Write suicide note seems the obvious answer.
Or try to defuse the bomb for giggles. Because seriously, I see no reason why else I would know I was about to die in 15 minutes.
 

JustOrdinary

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I'd probably kill myself, just to prove that even in death I was completely in control of my own destiny.

Suck it, improbable circumstances!
 

The Funslinger

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Cleril said:
Probably accept it and masturbate.

Yep.
LuckyClover95 said:
Pray, smash shit up, have seeex.
Either of these, depending on whether I'm alone or not. (minus praying, I'm not religious.) if I'm in a particularly relaxed mood, get a sharpie, and scrawl Rabelais' dying words "I go to seek a great perhaps." on the wall, put on some of my favorite music and lie down for a nap.
 

Superkamiguru

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I'd probably pick a random sucker a start a fight, then just make sure to count the seconds while stalling the fight and when i hit the final ten seconds im gonna let him clock me so I go out with one final cruel yet awesome joke.
 

Suomimaster

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I would take pen and paper, go to the toilet and write my will. Because that way I wouldn't mess up my trousers when I would die.
 

Jake the Snake

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Call up some attractive lady I'm friends with ask permission to have "Going to die" sex.

When she inevitably rejects me, frantically write a goodbye letter, die while writing "Sincerely"
 

Thundero13

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COMMENCE RAPE TIME!
Seriously though i'd probably just say goodbye to all my friends & family and try and right any wrongs i've made.
 

MortarTeam

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Kill as many people as I can. What? I die, and they keep on living, all smug and warm and moving? F. THEM!
 

Fursnake

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Create my own obituary and post it on Facebook, unless the rest of the world was going to die in 15 minutes as well, then it would be pointless and I would accept it and wait to die.
 

Harveypot

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change my facebook status to 'is dead', get a cornetto and watch Shaun of the Dead until I die.
 

scorptatious

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Find the most attractive woman I can find and make out with her for as long as I can. Hell, maybe even go all the way with her if I'm lucky.

If not, then I'd probably go fap somewhere. But right after I say goodbye to my family members and friends.