You only have 15 minutes left in your life... What will you do with it?

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Fwee

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ditch all identification, hop on a train, hide myself as well as possible.
 

ramboondiea

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not much really, if i leg it i may jut make it in time to deck one of my enemies and die with a smile on my face, mybe even starting a small fire
 

Zanakanishi

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chug a bottle of vodka, get the first girl i find outside, bring her to my place, snort the last of my speed off her stomache and then fuck her at the speed of light... for about 30 seconds... then spend my last few mins appologising for 1. pretty much raping her and 2. not lasting that long
yeah... the stuff you guys are posting just seems... depressing to be honest
 

LightspeedJack

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Call my girlfriend tell her I have 15 minutes to live, let's do it. And if I have time I would say goodbye to my family and friends.
 

Nazz3

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Put on music, open coke can, fap while looking at porn and at the same time thinking about that my lifes about to end etc.
 

natster43

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Well first I would text someone that I won't be going to the Prom now. Then Probably tweet about it. Play video games. Realize I will miss out on many great video game and cry then cry some more because that is what I am most upset about. Then, if there is still time, find this girl I have a crush on and tell her how I feel. Then die. Yeah that ounds about right.
 

Lazy Kitty

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Now? Well, my plans aren't complete yet and 15 minutes isn't enough time to watch an episode of My Little Pony...
I guess I could watch porn while I wait...

I'l just create a new body afterwards and continue my plans or I start playing a completely different game...
 

TiloXofXTanto

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I would begin watching a random episode of Seitokai Yakuindomo.

&#29983;&#24466;&#20250;&#12288;&#22956;&#12367;&#12452;&#12531;&#12489;&#12418;&#12288;<- Mistranslations (and mis...spellings(?) are officially the greatest invention of mankind.

If I'm going out, I'm going out laughing my ass off.
FUCK YOU DEPRESSION!!
 

bakan

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Watch some scenes of 'The Life of Brian' especially the last scene even though I'm generally a bit pessimistic.
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Play Gitaroo Man stage 5, watch all magical girls die in 'Puella Magi Madoka Magica', maybe say goodbye to some people and pet my cat.
 

CarlMin

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Tell me enemies what I think of them and tell me friends how much I love them. Perhaps take a lot of drugs because hey, what does it matter if i destroy myself if I'm going to die?
 

Headsprouter

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I'd probably go and say everything I ever wanted to say to everyone I ever wanted to say it to.
 

EternalFacepalm

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"I regret nothiiiing!"

I'd probably just yell that for the rest of my time, do a little jig, and then lie down and sleep happily. Sounds like a fine death to me, anyway.
 

cthulhumythos

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make an utterly delicious sandwich. and then eat it before death.

but what if i die by choking on a sandwich? the very same sandwich i created due to my imminent death warning.