You own a pub, what's it called?

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Zhadramekel

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Been seeing this thread repeatedly all day and only just had an idea, it's kinda stupid but oh well:

"Why is the rum always gone?"
 

speakeasysyn

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"A Dark Night"...

...in the alley way

...the police station

...in the morgue

...the bedroom of what you thought was a buxom beauty

IDK
 

dalek sec

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Brody's Bar, based on the "bar" they set up on the Destiny in the show "Stargate Universe". The only major differences are we aren't stuck in deep space and the drinks aren't nasty moonshine made from alien plants and the cups aren't beakers. :D
 

felix1942

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Dr. Dynamite's wonderful world of unearthly delights
or
philosophy club(ripped off from a book but it sounds cool)
 

mikev7.0

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It would be named "Counters" and it would be the first pub to encourage fair odds gambling. (and it would still clean up.) If you can manage to outsmart Blackjack with nothing but your mind then fair play to you! Then again we would make a big deal out of the winners skills (since that would be honestly impressive) and it get's tough to count when everyone's paying attention to you like that....
 

pfc_river

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Here's one I'd like to work into some fiction I'm writing: Friar's Delight.
One my dad told me about: The Bearded Clam. Seems they got in trouble over the name, so changed it to Fuzzy's Place.
 

lwm3398

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Drinks
You
Can
Spend
Tons
Of
Freaking
Money
On
Because
You
Don't
Need
Disposal
Income
Do
You?

Spelled DYCSTOFMOBYDNDIDY

Said Dycst of Moby and Dindidy.
 

MindBullets

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"The Six String" or maybe something like "The Bar Chord [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barre_chord]" or "The Barre Chord Bar".

I'd make it a really chilled, laid-back venue, with a stage for live music and maybe some stand up comedy. A place to go to hear something other than the generic pop stuff getting pumped out of the speakers in other bars, and for new bands to make their start. I'd probably like to have a different genre of band each night, with one night saved for comedy.

The Apothecarry said:
The Old Haunt - CASTLE!
Nice! Castle FTW!
 

Tdc2182

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We don't check ID!

Clear out the booze in minutes.

Or... Mr. Magorum's inebriated Emporium.
 

Dash-X

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"Chillax"

It would be a weird pub. There would be bookshelves lining the walls with just about anything a body would want to read, and soothing music. In addition to regular libations that pubs are expected to have, we would also sell the house special -- a homemade hot tottie. As for seating options, there would be comfortable chairs -- next to a simulated fireplace or near the chess table. Even the rugs would be comfortable to sit on (though, thinking about it now, they'd be a pain to clean...).

Oh, and we'd also have a big bouncer to throw out anyone who refuses to chill.